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JavaLisp

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 3:32


function Account(balance) {
    function deposit(amount) {
        balance += amount;
    }
    function withdraw(amount) {
        balance -= amount;
    }
    function dispatch(msg) {
        switch (msg) {
            case 'deposit': return deposit;
            case 'withdraw': return withdraw;
        }
    }
    return dispatch;
}

acc = Account(300);
acc('deposit')(50);
acc('withdraw')(10);

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:13

Disgusting!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:28

I'd rather program in JavaHaskell.

It combines cutting-edge best practices of OOP (Objection-oriented programming for you CS types) with the most novel and hip features such as lambada calculus and list comprehensions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 7:23


<?php

$account = function ($balance) {
    $deposit = function ($amount) use ($balance) {
        $balance += $amount;
        return $balance;
    };
    $withdraw = function ($amount) use ($balance) {
        if ($amount > $balance) {
            return 'Insufficient Funds';
        } else {
            $balance -= $amount;
            return $balance;
        }
    };
    $dispatch = function ($message) use ($deposit, $withdraw) {
        $table = ['deposit' => $deposit, 'withdraw' => $withdraw];
        return $table[$message];
    };
    return $dispatch;
};

$acc = $account(500);

// PHP doesn't allow function chaining...
$deposit = $acc('deposit');
$deposit(50); // => 550

$withdraw = $acc('withdraw');
$withdraw(50); // => 500

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 7:29


forgot to pass by ref
<?php

$account = function ($balance) {
    $deposit = function ($amount) use (&$balance) {
        $balance += $amount;
        return $balance;
    };
    $withdraw = function ($amount) use (&$balance) {
        if ($amount > $balance) {
            return 'Insufficient Funds';
        } else {
            $balance -= $amount;
            return $balance;
        }
    };
    $dispatch = function ($message) use ($deposit, $withdraw) {
        $table = ['deposit' => $deposit, 'withdraw' => $withdraw];
        return $table[$message];
    };
    return $dispatch;
};

$acc = $account(500);

// PHP doesn't allow function chaining...
$deposit = $acc('deposit');
echo $deposit(50); // => 550

$withdraw = $acc('withdraw');
echo $withdraw(50); // => 500

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 7:32

PHP doesn't allow function chaining...
Even C allows it. PHP truly is amazingly bad.

#include <stdio.h>

int (*get_puts(void))(const char*)
{   
        return puts;
}

int main()
{
        get_puts()("Hello, world!");
        return 0; 
}

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 7:59

WHY ARE YOU WRITING CODE LIKE THIS

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 8:31

>>6
Hello, get_puts, can you return Eric Raymond for me?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 9:13

get_putsch(Munich, 1923);

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 12:15

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 12:42

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