/prog/ - UDP — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 4:27

Why haven't you guys switched to exclusively using TCP?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 5:09

bloat

Name: TCP 2012-06-23 5:24

Why haven't you guys switched to exclusively using TLS?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 5:25

TCP is garbage. TCP is based on object oriented programming and is thus inherently flawed. When OOP dies, so too will TCP. UDP and derivatives that handle QoS and flow control properly are the future for everything.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 5:49

Because I am too lazy to restrict the buffer size on my router to properly drop packets.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 5:54

Prog's tenth rule :

Any sufficiently complicated UDP program contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of TCP

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 10:47

>>6
Not every situation requires all of TCP's features. Sometimes it makes more sense to extend the UDP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 22:26

Udp

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 23:05

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 17:04

>>8
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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 19:29

DHCP
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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 20:23

HTTP

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 3:05

FTP

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Name: bampu pantsu 2012-06-26 2:58

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UDP

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 4:27

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 5:09

3 Name: TCP 2012-06-23 5:24

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 5:25

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 5:49

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 5:54

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 10:47

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 22:26

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 23:05

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 17:04

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 19:29

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 20:23

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 3:05

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 12:13

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 12:27

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 12:40

17 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-06-26 2:58