★ Quad-core MIPS64 FOSS laptop ★

If I had a YeeLong-8133 I would cuddle with it every night before going to sleep.
If I had a YeeLong-8133 I would code in MIPS64 assembly every day.
If I had a YeeLong-8133 I would print out x86 assembly listings on toilet paper and wipe my anus with them.

We're all waiting, Lemote.  I'm not buying any other laptop; I demand a free open-source non-treacherous BIOS.

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I don't know about you, but my freedom and privacy matter.  I heard North Korea has a place just for you.