★ Quad-core MIPS64 FOSS laptop ★

If I had a YeeLong-8133 I would cuddle with it every night before going to sleep.
If I had a YeeLong-8133 I would code in MIPS64 assembly every day.
If I had a YeeLong-8133 I would print out x86 assembly listings on toilet paper and wipe my anus with them.

We're all waiting, Lemote.  I'm not buying any other laptop; I demand a free open-source non-treacherous BIOS.

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Still, it's a bit sad that I can buy five used Lenovo X60s and put coreboot on them for the price of one Lemote Yeeloong 8133.  Let's first see what price they'll put it up for on Aliexpress...