According to a recent report in "The PseudoEngineer", Bolivian scientists have wrapped copper wire around Che Guevara's body and surrounded him with magnets. This is because he is turning over in his grave so rapidly due to the commercialization of his image that he now powers most of South and Central America by himself. He is thus the most prolific revolutionary in the history of the world, making over 200 revolutions per second. This is 192 rps faster than the second runner up, Robespierre who is said to have reached 8 revolutions per second during a particularly fierce figure skating competition with Marie Antoinette.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like masturbation.
You: Hello Stranger: hi m horny :) seek women You: What do you masturbate to? Stranger: you You: what!! Stranger: ;) You: I am not allowing you to do that!! You: Note the double exclamation marks!! It means I'm really angry!! Stranger: what about you? You: I masturbate without thinking of anything because I want to stay virgin Stranger: what do you look like? You: A human Stranger: u male? You: no Stranger: how often do you do it? You: it depends a lot You: I don't do it when I'm on period You: sometimes I can do it two times a day You: sometimes I skip ten days Stranger: do you orgasm? You: no You: but it feels really good Stranger: how old are you? You: 19 Stranger: really? You: really Stranger: live at home? You: yes You: at my parent's Stranger: i am horny now Stranger: thinking of you Stranger: !! You: I'm embarrassed Stranger: sorry You: I didn't meant to Stranger: what are you wearing now? You: light pink pajamas Stranger: how do you like to do it? Stranger: do you rub your clit? You: well You: first I lay myself under my bed sheet You: then I make it parallel with Control.Parallel.Strategies Stranger: carry on You: and then I cum in her hot sister three times in a row You: I'm a guy btw Stranger: yeah Stranger: haha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Role play daddy daughter incest
You: hello daddy Stranger: hey kiddo You: daddy I want mayonnaise Stranger: ahh i cant give you too much You: my friends at school said I could get mayonnaise by being nice to you Stranger: well sure! you know what to do You: no You: sorry You: can you tell me? Stranger: haha woah.. this is really weird Stranger: why would someone want us to do this roleplay anyway...? You: dunno lol Stranger: there are some weird people on here You: weird people everywhere You: aren't we weird too? Stranger: very Stranger: but creepy weirdos You: that said You: don't be too quick to judge people Stranger: im usually not You: I bet spy would be relieving eir sexual urges to this Stranger: probably haha Stranger: whats your name stranger? You: I guess it doesn't matter. Stranger: well lets use fake ones! You: Fine, Dish. My name is Cookie. Stranger: hey cookie! i love the name you gave me... dish <3 You: yeah it sounds good You: very good You: delicious even Stranger: thanks; haha be mine??!? You: Are you delicious? Stranger: maybe? i havent eaten myself.. i am no cannibal You: Me I'm really delicious. Stranger: what do you taste like?? cake? You: Cake~! Stranger: no way! cookie thats awesome! You: Cookie! Stranger: your name! is cookie..duh You: No dish has ever escaped me! You: You won't either! Stranger: does that mean im not the first dish...?! HOW COULD YOU. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! :( You: Hmm. You: How many times did you eat bread before eating me? You: No need to lie, I know I'm not your first time. Stranger: i may have had it over 400 times You: See. Stranger: im sorry!!! You: Anyway, time for the banquet! Stranger: banquet?! You: You are to serve me as food. Stranger: is this a.. make me a sandwhich kind of deal? You: *as* food You: You are Dish. Stranger: and you are cookie You: And you are enough for a petit banquet. Stranger: why thank you kindly :) Stranger: that made my heart sparkle <3 You: *bites Dish* *nom nom nom* Stranger: thats glass?! i hope i dont hurt anyone! You: *nom nom nom* Stranger: ahhh no! You: You're delicious, don't flee~ Stranger: really?! thanks!! what do i taste like? You: Human meat. You: Great taste. Stranger: but you... you.... took my innocence You: Delicious~ Stranger: im glad you think so- did you take my arm.. You: *nom nom nom* You: Well that's enough. Stranger: are you full? You: *puts the remnants of Dish in the fridge* You: yes Stranger: i dont want to go! You: You have to! You: Otherwise the flies will come and steal you from me! You: You don't want that do you? Stranger: no... :( You: Ha! See you la~ter Dish! Stranger: bye cookie!
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Anonymous2012-06-22 19:49
>>12 I bet spy would be relieving eir sexual urges to this
Fuck off and die, feminist piece of shit.