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Visual Synergy 2012

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-21 13:18

Delivering a continuous flow of value requires state-of-the-art tools. Visual Studio Ultimate 2012 is the comprehensive ALM offering for organizations developing and operating highly scalable software applications and services. Embracing and enabling emerging IT solution trends such as the Consumerization of IT and Mobile workforce enablement require striking a fine balance between operational excellence and delivering innovative value through rich applications and connected device experiences. Visual Studio Ultimate 2012 is the all-encompassing team development offering of choice to empower organizations in meeting such demands. Architecture discovery and validation tools enable teams to maintain a high degree of architectural integrity and efficiently manage technical debt. Quality of Service testing tools helps proactively validate the scalability of software applications and services in meeting the target scaling requirements. Incident management and production debugging seamlessly integrate development and operations teams in releasing, monitoring and maintaining applications in production.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-21 16:24

Overly verbose and written in a really quite inaccessible jargon, but not too difficult to understand:

Delivering a continuous flow of value requires state-of-the-art tools.
If you want to consistently make a product you can sell and make money off, you need modern tools to do this.

Visual Studio Ultimate 2012 is the comprehensive ALM1 offering for organizations developing and operating highly scalable software applications and services.
If you're going to have tens or hundreds of thousands of users of the software you're writing, Visual Studio Ultimate 2012 will help you with pretty much everything, from planning it to coding it up to maintaining it afterwards with bugfixes and suchlike.

Embracing and enabling emerging IT solution trends such as the Consumerization of IT and Mobile workforce enablement require striking a fine balance between operational excellence and delivering innovative value through rich applications and connected device experiences.
It also helps you develop mass market software for mobile devices.

Visual Studio Ultimate 2012 is the all-encompassing team development offering of choice to empower organizations in meeting such demands.
Our product is really very good and does everything.

Architecture discovery and validation tools enable teams to maintain a high degree of architectural integrity and efficiently manage technical debt.
It's got tools to help you plan the software and make sure it does what your plan says.

Quality of Service testing tools helps proactively validate the scalability of software applications and services in meeting the target scaling requirements.
We even have tools that simulate thousands of users using your software on your servers all at once, so you can see if it holds up okay before you release it to the world.

Incident management and production debugging seamlessly integrate development and operations teams in releasing, monitoring and maintaining applications in production.
The people testing your software or reporting bugs after it's been released can put this information in Visual Studio too, so the developers can keep track of what's wrong easier.

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1ALM = "Application lifecycle management"

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-21 17:07

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-21 17:40

>>3
Beautiful!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-21 18:36

penis

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-21 21:31

>>3
Gandalf, is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-22 20:26

Let me guess, you think Emacs is better?

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-06-26 2:56

bampu pantsu

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