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my little gentoo

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-13 16:41

compiling is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-13 16:44

my little lambda
calculus is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-13 16:47

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-13 16:59

my little polecat
backplating is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-13 17:06

my little VIPPER
autism is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-13 17:28

my little >>3
being upset is magic

Name: VIPPER 2012-06-13 17:28

my little shit
this thread is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-13 17:38

my little VIPPER
autistic rage is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-13 17:46

my little unko
chinko is manko?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-14 0:03

my little pantsu
チンポ is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-14 1:46

my little dubs
checking is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-14 2:02

my little penis
vagina is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 4:35

my little thread
bumping is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 6:47

my little pony
friendship is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 7:13

my little BBCODE
TAGGING is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 7:28

my little anus
virginity is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 7:48

Stop shitposting on /prog/. http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?FixBrokenWindows

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 13:01

my little vagina
stinky smelly slimy meat flap tunnel is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 19:32

my little BBCODE
TAGGING is magic

Name: FFP 2012-06-15 23:15

>>18
Vaginas don't smell bad you idiot sexist pig.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 23:19

my little common lisp
being a weenie is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 0:32

my little doubles
check 'em, they're magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 0:40

>>20
Says the virgin Faggot Feminist Proctologist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 0:40

my little kony
2012 is magic

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 1:06

>>23
i'm a virgin and a feminist. i'm not a faggot or a proctologist.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 1:10

Disregard that I suck cocks.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 2:02

>>26
Leave me alone ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 2:07

>>27
Watch my privilege first.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 2:23

>>28
I'm sorry :(

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 5:08

>>27
You're the one who started imposing your idiotic and provably illogical worldview, now suffer the consequences.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 6:57

my little privilege
watching is magic

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 7:10

>>30
Fuck you asshole. My views aren't idiotic or illogical.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 7:12

WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, MALE PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 7:37

>>32
The simple fact that you repeat over and over the privilege bullshit is proof of your illogicality.  Sexism is illogical, but calling yourself a feminist doesn't magically protect you from being a shithead.  Address this, for instance:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1339288465/57

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 8:42

>>34
I'm just making men aware of their privilege. I've been discriminated in school by sexist pigs like you just for being female.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 8:43

>>34
YHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:01

>>35
I'm just making men aware of their privilege.
Privilege whose existence you have failed to prove.

sexist pigs like you just for being female.
Unsubstantiated claim.  I hate you not because you are female, but because you are an illogical shithead.

>>36
IHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:08

>>37
i'm not a shithead. you are an asshole sexist privileged pig.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:17

>>38
Unsubstantiated claim.  Take a class in formal logic or get the fuck out.

Name: FFP 2012-06-16 9:21

>>39
I'll stay here forever.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 9:27

>>40
Good, maybe critical sense and logic will eventually seep in.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 10:37

>>41
YHBT
don't feed the troll, please

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 13:37

GCC is shit. Use Clang.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 14:06

my little troll
responding is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 16:36

my little feminist
idiocy is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 18:09

>>43
Clang isn't completed yet. It's still not yet there

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 19:08

>>46
In the context of C it's ahead of GCC

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 19:59

>>47
TCC is better than both anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 20:53

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 21:13

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 21:38

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 22:45

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 23:13

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Name: FUCK GOOK SPAM 2012-07-12 19:41

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Name: Anonymous 2012-07-12 19:43

my little sage
bumping is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-13 4:48

my little malloc()
Segmentation Faulting is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-13 5:03

my little anus
haxing is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-13 5:06

COMPILE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-13 9:18

my little nig
heiling is magic

Name: ^ 2012-07-13 10:42

le upboats for this fucking epic thread! xD

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-13 11:25

my little haskell
currying is magic

Name: Talk with FFP 2012-07-13 19:30

>>40
Do you have a boyfriend?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-13 19:37

>>65
Don't talk to the illogical piece of shit!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-13 19:37

my little dubs
check 'em

Name: FFP 2012-07-13 21:04

>>65

no. not interested either.

WYPMP

Name: Talk with Talk with FFP 2012-07-13 21:09

>>65
Do you have a girlfriend?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-13 21:16

my little obvious strawman schtick
repetitive gimmicks are magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-13 22:34

My Little Flamewars.
FFP is a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-13 23:04

My little rationality
Magic is bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 0:03

My little windows
Spyware is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 1:34

My little SICP
Computer Science is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 2:51

You didn't know there was a lost episode, did you? You lucky son of a gun. The following entries come from my friend's journal, shortly before his death...

February 2, 2011

Today I got BitTorrent. Downloaded a file saying "Friendship is Magic: The Complete First Season". I'm kinda excited to view it since I don't even think the whole season's out yet.

February 3, 2011

Wanted to view my torrent today but I had all kinds of crap to do. Maybe tomorrow.

February 4, 2011

Alright, what the hell is up with BitTorrent? How do you use this thing? Man, I should have researched before trying it...

February 5, 2011

Today I saw "BitTorrent for Dummies" at the store. Jackpot. Reading it now, I think I can use it now...

February 6, 2011

Ha ha, this is freakin' awesome! Already saw six episodes, including one that's not even out yet!

February 7, 2011

Why has my torrent all of a sudden started going slow? The quality's started going down too. Maybe it's something with my computer...

February 8, 2011

Viewed the torrent data today. It lists 27 episodes, despite the fact that 26 were announced. That's odd.

5:29 p.m.

Oh my god.

February 9, 2011

I've been haunted...

February 10, 2011

How much more can I take?

February 11, 2011

Is she dead?

Am I?

My friend's death was on February 12, 2011.


Now, here's some info about the actual episode.

I went into his computer, where the episode was disguised as "Math Project.exe" (it was a pretty clever disguise, I didn't even think it was the file before I went into BitTorrent saw it listed after episode #26). I clicked on it, and it opened a .wmv file, despite any normal file saying it was not capable to be viewed. Does BitTorrent even use .wmv? The episode cut directly to the theme song...but the theme song was backwards. I reversed the audio, but then it went silent. I reversed it back, in which it was still backwards, but better then having no sound at all.

The screen suddenly went blank. It cut to Twilight Sparkle, looking depressed...in full-screen. I had never set it to full-screen, I wasn't even touching the damn thing. I was already creeped out. Twilight turned her head, in which a cracking sound was heard. Oh my god. I thought. I think I'm gonna be sick... It showed a graveyard, which said "R.I.P..." and the rest of the name was covered in dirt. Everypony was there, though. I couldn't remember a face that wasn't there. Every OC I had ever seen. Doctor Whooves. DJ PON-3. They were all there, just looking like all purpose in life had been destroyed. Twilight moaned...her face turned blue...

That's when I realized...the ponies were all zombies. There was just one they were trying to bring back from the dead. It was like an apocalypse. I heard a gunshot and screamed. The grave was opened. It was someone I couldn't tell...they were wearing a black mask, and the only sign of them was their red legs.

Then, my computer started to act up. It popped up a window.
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"Windows Media Player is not responding. If you close now, you will lose any unsaved data."

I noticed the typo...another message popped up.

"You noticed me..."

The message immediately closed, and the video continued on, but now cut to a black message:

"You are a pirate, and a pirate is free...but not if he resists. The end is neigh...your days are numbered. Run, little boy."

I believed the message...I know it will happen one day...

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 3:15

My little doubles

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 3:15

Checking is magic

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