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Where does one acquire a bag of dicks? Are they just the shaft, or do they include the balls too?
Are they all the same kind, or are there variety packs?
Do you cook them, or just eat them straight out of the bag?
I need to know this information before I can successfully eat a bag of dicks.
This reminds me of a doujin on SadPanda I read that was about Marisa giving Patchouli some mushrooms that actually turned out to be alive. The mushrooms were penis-shaped and came alive and fucked Patchouli. I suppose you could call them magic mushrooms, though not in the typical sense.
The interesting thing is that they were able to circumvent traditional Japanese porn censorship laws that usually dictate that phalli must be turned into mosaics. The mushrooms, while very penis-like in nature, were not actually penises, and thus didn't get blurred or have those silly thin black lines placed over them. If you know what I'm talking about (SadPanda, the doujin itself, or the censorship stuff), you're too far gone and maybe it's time to consider taking a break from the internet.