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An OPEN letter to Lambda A. Calculus

Name: THE SUSSMAN 2012-06-13 4:29

This really is too much, Lambda. Your obsession with C has dangerously eroded your sense of reality. Why don't you adopt a nice and healthy lifestyle like the rest of us?

Name: 1 2012-06-13 4:34

Dennis Ritchie is dead, Lambda. He isn't communicating to you from beyond the grave. The sooner you understand that the sooner you'll get your life back on track.

You've finally gone crazy, Lambda.

Name: /prog/snake 2012-06-13 7:19

Have you read your SICP today?

Name: Lambda A. Calculus 2012-06-14 2:48

I like to count things.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 11:46

Scheme
GC is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 12:28

>>3
Does it matter if I read someone else's SICP today?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 12:32

>LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>LE SICP XDDDDDDDD
>EGINGWINGOINGOINGOIN GRO LELELELELE

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 12:35

>>7
I have no idea what you're trying to say.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 12:50

>>8
SHIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DOO!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 12:53

>>9
doo wop a shoo bop a wop bam boo

Name: /prog/snake 2013-04-13 13:12

>>6
Their SICP is your SICP. Have you read your SICP today?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 13:16

I hereby proclaim all copies of SICP are now mine. Have you read my SICP today?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 13:25

>8 years after
>still reading 6.001's handbook
>forever noobz
>LLLLEEELLLLLLLLLL

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 13:33

>8 years after
>still reading 6.001's handbook
>forever noobz
>LLLLEEELLLLLLLLLL

Learn to quote, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 13:36

>2013
>unable to distinguish quotes from egin meme arrows
>my LEL face when

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 13:38

>2013
>unable to distinguish quotes from egin meme arrows
>my LEL face when

Learn to quote, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 13:56

>2013
>unable to distinguish quotes from egin meme arrows
>my LEL face when

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 14:08

>>16
Learn to differentiate /g/ imitating trolls from actual /g/tards and act accordingly. YHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 17:06

>>18
But how can you imitate one unless you go there in the first place. QED.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 17:11

>>19
Imitate them as they have acted here, in the past.

You haven't put much thought into this, have you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 17:21


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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 17:22

>>20
But how do I tell that they're from /g/ and not some other place, having never been there myself?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 17:38

>>22
EGIN DUBZ GRO

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 17:55

>>23
Why don't you gro up?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 19:21

>>21
Ooohhh an ass made of little hearts this is so kawaiiiiiii! XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 19:24

>>25
actually, it a vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 20:13

>>22
By identifying the posts most people complain about.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 20:22

Did someone say vagina? I really like vagina.

Name: Häagen-Dazs® 2013-04-13 20:36

>>28
Our company will soon launch a vagina-flavored ice-cream. Would you mind answering this short survey?
1. How often do you eat ice-creams?
2. How often do you lick vaginae?
2-1. Which vaginae would you say have the best taste (age, race, hair color...)
3. Would you buy a vagina-flavored ice-cream?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 20:39

>>29
1 - All the god damn time
2 - LOL
2.1 - Well, if it's ice cream, it'd better be Cirno flavor, so (loli, fairy, blue)
3. Have you been listening to a word I've fucking said? I'd buy the shit out of that ice cream!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 20:41

>>30
No, you've got the wrong hole!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 21:09

[m][Prog /challenge/]: Write an algorithm that determines whether or not a given poster has been to /j/ before.
Deadline: Now.
Reward: A Sussman[sup]TM[/sub] brand anagram generator.[/m]

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 21:37

drunk dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-13 22:30

>>32
/prog/ challenge: Learn BBCode.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-14 15:58

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-15 2:42

[quote][aa][m][b][u][i][o][s][sup][sub][spoiler]Challenge accepted.[/spoiler][/sub][/sup[/s][/o][/b][/m][/aa][/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-15 8:31

>>36
Poor thing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-15 20:41

I ♥ /pork/

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 7:39

>>10
Mup Da Doo Didda Po Mo Gub Bidda Be Dat Tum

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 11:41

[quote][aa][m][b][u][i][o][s][sup]Challenge accepted.[/sup[/s][/o][/b][/m][/aa][/quote]

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