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END MALE PROGRAMMER PRIVILEGE

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 20:34

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 20:38

i love that websight... source of so much fun

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 21:06

<-- check my privilege

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 21:19

I think 3's onto something...
<-- check my perfect square

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 21:22

what is a "privlieg"?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 21:58

Being able to listen to speakers refer to non-gendered items as defaulting to male (such as calling an inanimate software construct "this guy") without being reminded that you are a minority gender in the room. This reminder can result in feeling othered and getting distracted from the content of the talk.
Oh die in a fire.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 22:25

>>5

check your dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 22:29

gee I never thought I was privileged
feels good man

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 22:40

>>8
Didn't your mommy tell you you were special?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:09

I bit a female programmer's bum off once! UNG! =D *shows my teeth*

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:11

Why do feminists and transgenders hate men? Why are the so hateful?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:17

>>11
its called envy

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:35

>>12
envydia needs to open-source its fucking drivers

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:38

its penis envy

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:50

>>14
WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, MALE PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:58

>>15
WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, MALE HOMOSEXUAL NON-PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 23:59

>>16
WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, MALE PROGRAMMER.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 0:12

>>17
WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, DRONE OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 8:47

>>18
America is not a country, much less an empire

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 9:12

Male programmers have the privilege of living alone and dying alone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 9:13

>>19
AMERICA! AMERICA!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 9:19

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 9:22

privilege is a social construct.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 9:27

Is there a place where I can cash my male privilege in?
I keep hearing about this privilege I'm supposed to have for being male, but I've never seen any sign of it.
I think something must have gone wrong and I didn't receive my privilege, so is there somewhere I can go to receive a cash sum as compensation?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 9:55

>>24
The theory is that over a number of millenia, men dominates over the upper ranks of society and prestige because of the fear of scarcity and the need to protect their society by attaining wealth and power and that this behaviour is cultural. What most feminists don't realise is that this is instinctual behaviour that's been part of the evolution of all the gendered species for millions of years. This behaviour is determined genetically and has been refined through evolution.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 10:43

>“I arranged for a group of girls from my school to attend Go Girl, Go For IT, but when the bus arrived to take us, nobody showed up. They'd decided to have a day off and go shopping instead.” — Jody Brokhus

LOLWTF

Name: 26 2012-06-10 10:44

HEY SISTERS YOU GOIN' SHOPPING CAN I CUM TOO?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 11:39

A few of them make sense, but they aren't really "privileges", they're just examples of socially inept men being socially inept, and dumb men being dumb.

Some of them are ridiculous, though, like this one:
>The freedom to laugh at stories about speakers' significant others not understanding something technical without wondering whether they have you in mind.
This really just sounds like some kind of paranoid narcissism - "are they thinking about me when they say that?", "was that about me?", "are they talking about me?", "is everything about me?", "am I the centre of the universe?"...
I guess the message here is this: stop being so arrogant as to assume that everything is about you. When you go outside, the majority of the people you see will judge you. In an hour, the majority of those people won't remember seeing you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 13:02

Feminists are fucking idiots. They learn how to do things that men can do and they wear it on their sleeve like its a badge of honor. Sorry, but it's not. It's just a job.

WHOA I'M A WOMAN AND I KNOW JAVA ISN'T THAT CRAZY? BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT, HUH? TYPICAL MALE BEHAVIOR HAHAHA.

So fucking obnoxious. It's not even feminism, it's just a stupid way to get attention. Do your job and shut the fuck up, whores.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 18:49

>>25
Then how come I'm not touching any of that good stuff?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-10 20:59

>>30
You don't have the right state of mind. The feminist movement implies that society would be better by getting men to change their biologically defined behaviours which have been tempered through years of evolution. If you want to be part of the patriarchy, you need to adopt the mentality of a leader, one who protects and advances the welfare of his people.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-11 5:05

end the dominance of cis and cis++

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-11 5:28

If you want to be part of the patriarchy, you need to adopt the mentality of a leader, one who protects and advances the welfare of his people.
this is where feminists realise, that being equal means that they have to go out and get a job instead of living off alimony/ child support/welfare, so they start backtracking and try and give men back their power

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-11 7:18

tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-11 7:20

>>32
Haha nice one

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-11 7:25

>>33
Not quite. They expect men to do the hard work and yet, they maintain implied control over those some men.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-11 10:32

here's a list of things a woman cannot do:

shut the fuck up
kill a spider
be a funny comedian
tell a story that isn't boring
pee standing up
masturbate while shitting

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-11 11:39

WATCH YOUR PRIVILEGE, SCUM

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-11 12:01

>>37
>be a funny comedian
I saw a funny female comedian once. It was at a comedy club in New York.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-11 13:40

>>37
masturbate while shitting
I think you are incorrect. I have personally observed such a foul act.

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