I want to learn Rails

Hey /prog/, I'm a Ruby programmer (inb4 countless posts about how Ruby sucks and how I should be using Scheme or Haskell), but I don't know jack shit about web development. I was thinking I could learn this best through Rails (something I've been meaning to get around to anyways), but so far I have yet to find any good tutorials for it. Everything I've come across so far either assumes I know nothing about programming at all or assumes that I know other languages for web development (Okay, I can probably read JS and HTML and tell what they do, but beyond that it's a field I've never touched upon). I'm wondering if anyone knows of a good source to learn Rails.

rubyonrails.org

I don't know jack shit about web development.
wrong, Rails just organizes web code to interface with sql quieries. you have to learn PHP/SQL first

>>3

So I can't just do all of the server side crap in pure Ruby?

>>4
how are you going to do server side crap in Ruby when you dont yet understand how to do SQL?

>>5

Great, any good places to learn SQL?

>>6
http://sql.learncodethehardway.org/book/

>>7
lol

SQL'z kiddie shit doooood

I pronounce SQL "sequel" but you can also say "ESS-QUEUE-ELL" if you want.

fuk u I say "squirrel poop"

lol I made the first table, now how do I put shit into it? I wanna put my granny's keys in there then delete it.

>>11
i been thru it all man, last years niggers is dead and shit
the fuck else could happen, yo? i can't take much more son
i been thru it all and i seen it all and ima just let u niggers no right now u herd da troof from me, no lyin

>>12
lolsex wats dat?

You shouldn't learn web development, it's fucking shit.

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