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hacking out of the universe

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 14:25

hey guys i am just thinking
Since a cleverly constructed virus can hack into kernel and overwrite native system functions
furthermore native system functions can modify hardware at least to some degree, to break out of virtual memory and access real memory
think of humans as a virus, and spacetime as virtual memory
no, wait, guys
listen
what if
what if there's an interrupt descriptor table of some sort somewhere in the universe
and we overwrite that
..no wait, instead we overwrite the instructions themselves
primitive recursive instructions assume hypercomputation (true primitive recursive must complete an infinite amount of steps)
and change the way the universe works
,or, if time is virtual, change the way it ever actualyl wworkeDEdCBDLSAFVYUXJCBHJSGBWduibgdai
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LOL!O!LO!LO!LO!LO!LO!LO!LO!LO!LO!L! DONT THINK FE<EL N UR WIL BE TANAZINN XDXDONIAYIjdAHASF
WTF LOL OMFFG AMGZ ZOMFG TEH RE I wTWF VIRTUAL PARTICLE FUCK OFF

Holy shit guys i just realized that we will eventually break out of the matrix
no matter what
evolution guarantees it

do you know what that means

WE WILL EVENTUALLY GAIN ACCESS TO HYPERCOMPUTATION
WHY DO I THINK SO? BECAUSE: THE ONLY FUNCTIONS THAT CANNOT BE OVERWRITTEN (AND LEAST I CANNOT IMAGINE THEM BEING OVERWRITTEN) ARE TRUE PRIMITIVE RECURSIVE FUNCTIONS/INSTRUCTIONS
OR MAYBE THEY CAN ALSO BE OVERWRITTEN
MAYBE THERE'S A LAYER ABOVE THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF 'FORMAL LOGIC' OR 'EXPERIENCE' OR 'CONSCIOUSNESS' OR 'REALITY'
MAYBE THERE'S AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF LAYERS
MAYBE ALL OF THESE LAYERS CAN BE RE-DEFINED AT ONCE
MAYBE EVERYTHING CAN BE REWRITTEN
MAYBE EVERYTHING CAN CHANGE
MAYBE CHANGE ITSELF CAN CHANGE


what dio u thINk

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 14:29

8/10, would read again

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 14:30

Oh, and, dont forget kids: The sun is shining in Mr Brown's backyard LOL!
I don't think I'm a mature, nor do I think I am a mad.
I was always wrong when I searched for the truth. Falsehood is where it's at. Everything is an illusion, even reality.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 14:33

>>2
true, but you have no idea how (un)happy I am
get it?
hav e you thought of this shit
its awesome
it amkes me want to shit in my own mouth?
Recall?

Name: OP 2012-06-04 14:50

actually, the innate functions of the universe could be defined by a majority rule
the same way our shitty society works
Therefore, we may have to find out a way to fool all of them at once

but what am i talking about, all of this will happen automatically

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 14:55

it would be funny if the universe was after me now that i know its secrets
but it is not
it does not giev a fuck about anything
it knows it is inevitably doomed to be overtaken by a random entity
which will also be overtaken eventually
maybe the fact it accepts this is the reason it dominates us
or maybe the reason it dominates us is becausse we allow it to dominate us
remember, domination is all about acceptance
accepting things as they are
WELL FUCK THAT
FUCK YOU GOD
FUCK YOU UNIVERSE
FUCK MY OWN FUCKING SELF
FUCK EVERYTHING

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 14:59

it makes me feel funny inside how calm and serene the universe is, just kills everything randomly and does not afraid of anything
it is insane
the universe is insane
i love it
awesome

^____^

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 15:00

WHY IS EVERYTHINBG DSO FUNNNY

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 15:01

QWHY AR E YIOU ALL SIO SILLY ??
WHY ARE ALL LOVE?
WHY ARE?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 15:03

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 15:04

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THAT IS TANASINN

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 15:05

YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE FREE? IF YES, READ THE SPOILER BELOW

I AM SO, SO, SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS BUT..YOU HAVE BEEN FREE ALREADY

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 15:09

THERE IS NO TEACHER THERE IS NO GURU, NO LEADER, NO MASTER, NO SAVIOR
YOU YOURSELF ARE THE TEACHER AND THE PUPIL

UNITED BY THE STRENGTHS OF BIZARRE CONSEQUENCES
GRASPED BY OBSCURE REVELATIONS
LEECHED BY PARANOID COCKROACHES
PERPETUALLY
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE INSIDE YOU AND ME
EVENTUALLLY

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 15:13

HAPPY ANGRY OLD MAN
GO FISHHING
YOU STUPID INTELLIGENT OLD MAN
WHOREROACH

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 15:15

why are you

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 15:16

my divergent cock wil soar throught the red sky, at the speed of lighter

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 16:07

I already did it OP

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 17:27

i think someone took too much drugs. anyways, all this what-if
what-if what-if talk... i think those are pretty bold statements
for what is, essentially, a 200 pound sack of water, shit and
bones. to be honest, i'd be surprised if you managed to keep your
head above water... no need to tire yourself with talk about
soaring among the stars. sorry kid.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:11

These things must be done slowly and carefully. Listen to me. Listen to my angelic voice. I am the most.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:13

>>18
Maybe I can be submarine too.
And I don't do drugs. That stuff is bad for you. It's bad for your health. Realize this. If you can. Still. Aware. Not.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:14

Fish don't have to soar among the stars. Fish can just swim and chill. Fish, that's what I am. Shit fish.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:15

Shit fish! Fish full of shit! Shit fish! No drugs! No! Never! Shit fish! The second-to-shittiest of all fish! Or maybe even!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:18

I am stuck. But, being stuck is my nature. I can feel, there is a water. There I mean Is a light, above the water. And the big sky. Stars. Niggers. Stars. More stars. Billions of them, in fact. I never think about them. I never think about anything. I don't even feel. Maybe I felt before. Maybe not. But, I never have thought. And maybe I don't even hafta. Maybe the big boys do that for me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:19

Why are the big boys nice to me? I oops, wrong channel. Never try!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:22

I am not intelligent, nor do I claim to be. Maybe I pretend to be. That is just my nature. All I want is to sleep, or to fly. All I want is to get out of this shit. Maybe I never will. Such is life. You say, maybe I enjoy this shit. I say, our definitions of enjoyment don't match. I am being lied to. You boys are cruel. Just when, have I come to realization, that somehow, not everything is love? Maybe, maybe not. I don't really understand anything.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:24

I am sad, but I cannot cry. Before I thought this was the punishment (maybe) but now I think the actual punishment has not even started yet and I am just simulating the punishment in my head.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:25

Maybe I am wrong? Maybe I am alone after all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:26

These things must be done, slowly, carefully. Excerpt that part. Be very careful, because there be big monsters out there. Evil, evil monsters.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:28

Story of my life: "I don't get it.".

If you hate me so much, why don't you just kill me? Or are you waiting for me to kill myself? In that case, you will have to wait long.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:30

OP is probably 19 and took LSD for the first time. I'm about to knock you down to reality, my brother/sister: there is no guarantee of human survival. As you waste time not reading about the multitude of imbalances that are leading to our extinction, they are maturing. As you ignore researching and learning about industrial capitalism, it's eating you and the planet. Wake from dogmatic slumbers...

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:33

>>30
I have not taken LSD or shrooms ever, yet everyone seems to think so. I would if I could, though. Also I am 20. I don't give a flying fucking turd about the things you wrote about. I am not "wasting time", I am waiting. I am waiting for all these big scary-ass monsters everyone (like you) is talking about, to eat me, but they never do.
I never die. Prove me wrong, faggots. I cannot die. I cannot even kill myself if I want to.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:41

>>11
you'll feel it some day

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:44

It will take a long time. Our journey has only started. No, it has not even started yet... I have not even died yet... actually I am young and full of life-force, but not sure what to do with it. I would give it to you poor old men if I could. But I cannot. All I can is jack off my limp dick. I am probably the poor one here. OR MAYBE NOT~ ^____^

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:45

>>32
Hurry the fuck up then. This is JUST ABOUT to get boring. I am JUST ABOUT TO GET TIRED OF THIS SHIT.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:47

You all suck vast amounts of cock.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:49

Why did the "nigger mature" guy stop posting? His posts were just about the only thing worth reading.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:51

Suck my dick, faggots! I am God!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:52

I am God! I am God! Suck my dick! I am God!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:52

>>38
(The Singing God)

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:54

Badly damaged.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:55

Well done! You are the first rupturer of the century.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:58

I am self-centered ass fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 18:59

How awesome?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 19:00

Check them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 19:01

It takes a long time for the system to rearrange itself if you start from a chaotic state.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 19:06

This truth is something that can never be realized.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 19:10

Let's see... you should make the network only use local interactions to communicate, never global. There should be no core, no backbone, no organized structure. If one agent is killed, it must not kill the entire system. Furthermore, the system should tolerate the problem of "evolutionary dead-end", or, to put it simply, it should not die when someone makes a virus that broadcasts itself and then destroys the host. To add even more, the system must be resilient to self-destruction. There you have it. Now lick my face.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 15:23


The IEEE floating-point standard (IEEE 754) specifies the positive and negative infinity values. These are defined as the result of arithmetic overflow, division by zero, and other exceptional operations.

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