/prog/ - Introducing: Lambda A. Calculus

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 11:31

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Name: Lambda A. Calculus 2012-05-31 11:57

SHUT UP ANONYMOUS, YOU HAVENT RED THE STANDARD

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[thinks of Umena Haskal-chan for comfort]

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[ejaculates in pants]

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 11:59

>>2

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

CHRIS TOREK DONE RED THE STANDARD

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 11:59

FREENODE's ##C AND FRIENDS WORSHIP CHRIS TOREK LIKE THE CATHOLICS WORSHIP THE POPE!

Name: 4 2012-05-31 12:02

BTW, ZHIVAGO NAMED HIS FIRST BORN SON, "Chris", AFTER CHRIS TOREK.

Name: 5 2012-05-31 12:05

DOUBLE BTW, KATE POPPED HIM OUT OF HER VAGOOGOO

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 18:02

lambda

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 18:30

*passes this entire thread through espeak*

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 19:40

>>8
try "lame do calc your ass"

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 20:01

Can we get back to talking about JavaScript now

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 10:24

No.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 5:27

Who do I think of when I hear people talking about "Lambda A. Calculus"? I think of Sturm Mabie. He's a wacko kid who likes ski mee, see kapee, mad the mad dicks, hand comb putter sky fence. He also likes music and The Stag. What a great guy!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 5:29

C and Lisp, that's all a cool kid like Lambda A. Calculus needs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 6:06

COBOL est bien mieux adapté aux applications manipulant les chiffres et fournissant des rapports que tout autre langage comme le C, le java : gardons notre patrimoine COBOL et faisons des économies. Pour information OpenCobol sert de compilateur et de run-time pour le logiciel de paie de la préfecture de Nagasaki, pour le logiciel de comptabilité publique et budgétaire utilisé par le conseil général du Val de Marne (Progiciel d’environ 1,5 million de lignes COBOL).

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 6:08

Coin the language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 7:35

>>14
COBOL sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 7:44

>>14
Progiciel
I hate that mot-valise more than words can express.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 8:02

>>17
Est-tu un de ces adulescents sexuellement frustrés qui ne savent clavarder qu'en franglais, et dont les tapuscrits sont pire écrits que la plupart des pourriels?

C'est toi la valise.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 8:28

/prog/sky

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 8:36

>>18
have you read your skyblog today?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 13:00

have you [spoiler]checked >>22's dubz[/spoiled] today?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 20:32

>>18
RAGEEEEE

Name: i ont été trôlé 2012-06-02 21:34

IOÉT

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 22:35

>>23
Va donc te faire foutre, Kévin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 9:41

>>18
C'est toi la valise.
ｄｏｕｂｌｅ－ｖ

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-05 6:10

Har du læst din "SICP" i dag?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-05 6:34

>>18

MON ANUS EST TRÈS SEXUELLEMENT FRUSTRÉ

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-05 6:37

>>27
Voudrais-tu que je hax ton anus ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-05 6:42

>>28
Oui.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-05 15:46

>>27
My sides.

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