first week on /prog/

I am admitadly a newfag to /prog/. Ive been here for a week but ive learned some great info in that week.

1) LISP is the greatest language ever made
2) LISP is shit
3) C is the greatest language ever made
4) C is shit


thank you /prog/

You got #4 wrong. Enjoy your segfausegfault

U MENA HASKAL

I truly love that girl Umena Haskal, I wonder if she would marry me.

If it isnt shit, its shit.

so whats /prog/'s take on ruby?

>>6
its shit

well, OP, do you know that this thread is not ENTERPRISE QUALITY!!!

>>7
i lold

>>8
what is this ENTERPRISE QUALITY!!! that you speak of

>>9
It's what you need to write on your curriculum vitae to get a good job.

Ruby is the shittiest of the shit. For some reason, hipster faggots decided they needed 50 ways to do the most basic little tasks and then brag about it. That is what ruby is.


Ruby is the hipster's python. Python is the paraplegic's java. Java is the  retard's C++. C++ is the comatose patient's C. C is brain dead person's assembly. Assembly is the dead person's binary.

ok ok, how about prolog?  sry about all the questions im just trying to figure out the rules of /prog/.  also i find prolog to not be shit

>>12
im just trying to figure out the rules of /prog/.
/prog/ is shit.

>>12
Protip: >>11 is a ricer. He doesn't know anything about the languages he listed other than their ranking on http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/ (or some other benchmarking site, probably, since Debian.org is too mainstream). His opinions can safely be disregarded.

>>14

this is the kind of stuff i was talking about, thank you anon

To be fair, I rarely come here either, but the anons on here can actually be damn helpful with /prog/-related questions... If you post your problem with the proper tags, be sincere and not expect to get your hand held that is.

I have no idea why I come here, but I've been doing it since 2008.

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