first week on /prog/

I am admitadly a newfag to /prog/. Ive been here for a week but ive learned some great info in that week.

1) LISP is the greatest language ever made
2) LISP is shit
3) C is the greatest language ever made
4) C is shit


thank you /prog/

Ruby is the shittiest of the shit. For some reason, hipster faggots decided they needed 50 ways to do the most basic little tasks and then brag about it. That is what ruby is.


Ruby is the hipster's python. Python is the paraplegic's java. Java is the  retard's C++. C++ is the comatose patient's C. C is brain dead person's assembly. Assembly is the dead person's binary.