Survey: Must Learn Programming Languages

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If you were a dictator, what programming languages would you force upon your people?

Law#1 only licensed programmers are allowed to use C, C++ and asm to do commercial work. A comprehensive exam will qualify people for this license. Unlimited use of C, C++ and asm for personal projects.

Law#2 all commercial programmers must know Java and will be given an exam to qualify for being a commercial programmer

Law#3 PHP and VB are outlawed, their use is punishable by death

Law#4 Java is only allowed for use in Enterprise and mobile programming.

Law#5 C# will be made available under GPL license and only be allowed for enterprise programming.

Law#6 all commercial operating systems must support a unified binary standard