/prog/ - If Gensōkyō has no computers

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 17:14

How do 2hus program‽

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 17:17

Babbage's Difference Engine, of course

http://www.computerhistory.org/babbage/

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 17:32

Danmakufu.

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-08 19:24

Patchy made something that resembles a mechanical computer out of paper, but I think there might be some weird magic behind that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 19:31

LISP

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-08 19:37

>>5
Actually, we have a limited amount of cons cells and we must work hard in order to make extremely memory efficient algorithms, but I think Patchy is getting more cons cells from her moldy basement.

Um, got some spare cons to share? They're welcome at our donation box!

Name: Patchouli Knowledge !/NEAJghWFo 2012-05-08 19:43

>>6
What are you talking about? It's not moldy at all, Reimu. I-I do clean it whenever I can.

And I thought I had provided you with enough cons cells for, uh, a lifetime.

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-08 19:48

>>7
P-P-PATCHY, W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 23:36

2hus don't program, you autstic fuck

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 13:42

Thanks 2hus for (vaguely) answering my question.

Name: Alice Margatroid 2012-05-09 13:48

Look Marisa, Reimu and Patchy are fighting again!

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-09 18:12

>>11
Alice! I'm not figthing!

Name: Cirno !nvXrOWCbQ6 2012-05-09 18:17

>>12
Hah!

Stupid arrogant miko can't even type.

FIGHT

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-09 18:20

>>13
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOUKAI
GET OFF THE INTERNET

Name: Patchouli Knowledge !/NEAJghWFo 2012-05-09 18:26

>>11,13-14
Uh, guys, remember our Internet connection runs on spell cards. Reimu's spell cards.

Please use them wisely.

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-09 18:30

>>15
*My* spell cards!?

PATCHYYYYYY^{YYYYYYYYYYYYY}YYYYYYYYYYY_{YYYYYY_YYYYY}

Name: Patchouli Knowledge !/NEAJghWFo 2012-05-09 18:42

>>16
This is retribution for those cons cells you ``took" last time.

>>10
You're welcome, fine sir.

Name: ZUN 2012-05-09 18:54

Calm down, everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 15:53

>>18
Fuck off, autism-san.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 20:48

I only like Touhou because I am a pedophile.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 21:03

>>20
But Reimu is well-developed!
>>>/sjis/1326046398/2

Name: oops 2012-05-10 21:03

>>/sjis/1326046398/2

Name: fuck 2012-05-10 21:03

fuck

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 8:00

>>21-23
ｗｗｗｗｗ
http://dis.4chan.org/read/sjis/1326046398/2
Here you go >>21-san

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 11:07

>>24
ｔｈａｎｋ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏ　ｍｕｃｈ，　ｆｉｎｅ　‘‘ｆａｇｓｔｏｒｍ”

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 14:16

>>21-24
That's not canon. Reimu is only about a year into puberty. Besides that, most of the cast of 2hu are lolies or early teens.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 15:39

Reimu is only about a year into puberty
That's not canon either.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 18:10

>>27
Are you calling me a liar?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 18:16

>>28
Yer a liar jefffey!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 18:28

>>29
... Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub!

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-11 21:32

>>26
But I'm 17!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 21:59

>>31
No you're not. Shut up.

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-12 12:27

>>32
I swear I'm 17, Anon-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 17:34

Hey Reimu, how do you feel about the taoists?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 19:14

>>33
No. Official ZUN art has your chest as flat as a 10yo's. You are 14 and just starting puberty at best. You should be glad that you are still pure and not a nasty skank like the cow Ran.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 19:27

touhou=pedos

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 21:07

Thumbs up if /jp/ sent you here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 21:16

>>37
+1

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 21:24

>>37
+2

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 21:49

>>37

+3

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 21:54

>>37
+4

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 22:47

Stop role playing you autistic 2hus.

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-12 23:08

>>35
Anon-kun, are you saying I-I'm not cute? And don't call Ran like that!

|ω；`)

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 23:39

>>43
Reimu, can i lick your armpit?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 23:58

>>37
What thread?

Name: 45 2012-05-13 0:01

Oh wait, nevermind, they have an archive. It's http://boards.4chan.org/jp/res/9002510

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 0:58

>>43
No, retard, I'm saying that you are cute and that you are not some titty monster. Embrace your flatness and youth. Don't be a faggot.

Also, fuck Ran.

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-13 10:59

>>47
Oooh.

T-thank you, Anon-kun.

>>44
What!?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 11:01

>>46
Great archive, man.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 11:41

>>49
There are as of now two 4chan archivers archiving /jp/.
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9002510/
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9002510

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 11:45

>>50
foolz considered harmful

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 12:11

>>51
GTFO. ALL HEIL WOXXY!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 12:32

>>51,52
Shut up, nerds
I ＤＥＬＩＢＥＲＡＴＥＬＹ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＳＰＥＣＩＡＬＬＹ　chose to include both archives so as to please everyone, so step off!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 22:14

>>53
Yeah, but you put foolz first so you clearly think it's better.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 22:46

>>54
They're obviously in alphabetical order, sperglord.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-14 6:06

>>54
Haha what an embarrassment! On your end.

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:50

bampu pantsu

If Gensōkyō has no computers

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 17:14

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 17:17

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 17:32

4 Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-08 19:24

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 19:31

6 Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-08 19:37

7 Name: Patchouli Knowledge !/NEAJghWFo 2012-05-08 19:43

8 Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-08 19:48

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 23:36

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-09 13:42

11 Name: Alice Margatroid 2012-05-09 13:48

12 Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-09 18:12

13 Name: Cirno !nvXrOWCbQ6 2012-05-09 18:17

14 Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-09 18:20

15 Name: Patchouli Knowledge !/NEAJghWFo 2012-05-09 18:26

16 Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-09 18:30

17 Name: Patchouli Knowledge !/NEAJghWFo 2012-05-09 18:42

18 Name: ZUN 2012-05-09 18:54

19 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 15:53

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 20:48

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-10 21:03

22 Name: oops 2012-05-10 21:03

23 Name: fuck 2012-05-10 21:03

24 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 8:00

25 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 11:07

26 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 14:16

27 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 15:39

28 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 18:10

29 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 18:16

30 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 18:28

31 Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-11 21:32

32 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-11 21:59

33 Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-12 12:27

34 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 17:34

35 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 19:14

36 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 19:27

37 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 21:07

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43 Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-12 23:08

44 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 23:39

45 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 23:58

46 Name: 45 2012-05-13 0:01

47 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 0:58

48 Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-05-13 10:59

49 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 11:01

50 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 11:41

51 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 11:45

52 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 12:11

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54 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 22:14

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56 Name: Anonymous 2012-05-14 6:06

57 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:50