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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-02 13:46

/prog/, I don't know what a touhou is, nor do I want to have sex with one, but I WANT to know, and I WANT to want to have sex with one. Please help my dream come true...

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-05 18:28

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I don't want to sound like one of those retards from the imageboards, but this ``waifu" bullshit is stupid and you sound like a cheesy 14yo girl.

First of all, you seem to be really interested on this, like it's the new cool and hip shit or something. It's not. You're just inserting yourself into a group of delusional faggots who are using their ``waifus" as a mean of escapism.

Now, if you're asking how to get into this new cool thread, you're doing it wrong. That's like asking people to suggest you a new favorite color for you.

Hoping you understand this, there are two steps to follow:

1) Make sure you've never ever felt interest in having a relationship with a real woman. If you ever did, break; return 1, back to reddit ``please". I'm 90% sure you fail to meet this condition, so here's the car that will take you home:
http://reddit.com/r/seduction

If you are asexual or an heterosexual male with unbelievably high standards or autistic, you're most likely to meet the condition. In that case, continue to step 2.

2) Most people pick Touhou characters as their favorite female characters, like I did. You can play Touhou and get your ANUS struck by a cute girl. If she happens to be in one of the official manga books, you read the books and discover if she's really your favorite character.

In case you don't find your character (a bit difficult), play other weeaboo games or watch more weeaboo shit.

Keep in mind you're not supposed to force this. A ``waaah i need a le waifu XD" mindset is as useless as not meeting the first condition.

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