Hey, /grop/, it's me, the OP. After I found no help here, I wallowed in despair and resigned myself to not even knowing 2D love. I never really learned what a touhou is. I eventually got over my suicidal thoughts and got back on track with shitposting. But today I found something.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundary_Manipulation
See that? It's all about a Touhou. And one that's basically God, at that.
I don't think I have to tell you how hot that is.
So I have questions. How do I make this Touhou into my waifu? Is she the one? I still don't know much about her (or what a Touhou is exactly), and worst of all: I'm having trouble imagining that if I met Yukari in real life that she'd even give me the time of day. How do I fix that?
So /prog/, again I humbly ask for your aide. Please help my dream come true.