Name: Anonymous 2012-05-02 7:31
Come one, come all. I have something to share with you. They're called classes. They have constructors, destructors, setters, and getters. They say that in the "Real World" you're either a setter or you're a getter; for example, Bob Gates is a setter and his pet rhino boy is a ballistic ballmer-istic getter. Anyways, it has pussies, and tussies, and James "The Father of Java" Gosling, and the nutcase who wrote Minecraft. Functions and sub-classes, privates and publics. You can inherit from your mother, your father, your children, and your favourite corporate critters (That includes your boss, Kodak the toilet scrubber). Who is interested in this new paradigm I call Object Oriented programming?
Now that we've got that off our chests, let's discuss the adventures of Kodak the Toilet Scrubber. Of course, he spends all his time scrubbing toilets but what about his boss? Well, I'll tell you all about his boss who runs a reputable toilet scrubbing enterprise. He's interested in the flashiest business solutions to his win-win, million dollar, innovative strategies in the toilet scrubbing industry. He hires only Senior Toilet Scrubbers with Ruby on Mops and Ajax skills, at least twenty years experience in a paid toilet scrubbing role, good verbal and written communication skills, strong skills with Microslop Bathroom technologies, and an account with a high number of points at cleaning.stackexchange.com. In his spare time he migrates his business solutions to the cloud, he downsizes his enterprise by firing scrubbers who aren't team players, and browses the Information Super Highway. He has a wife and two kids, a Facebook, a Twitter, a Tumbler, an iPhone, an iPad, an iMac, an iBook, an iPod, an iPoop, an Android, a Robot, a Terminator, a Rocket Dock, a Kindle, a Wee, a Pee Ess Three, an X-box, an office with a large square metre-age, and above all and at the end of the day, a clean toilet.
Now that you know all about Kodak the Camera's boss and Object Oriented Programming, what do you have to say for yourself?
Now that we've got that off our chests, let's discuss the adventures of Kodak the Toilet Scrubber. Of course, he spends all his time scrubbing toilets but what about his boss? Well, I'll tell you all about his boss who runs a reputable toilet scrubbing enterprise. He's interested in the flashiest business solutions to his win-win, million dollar, innovative strategies in the toilet scrubbing industry. He hires only Senior Toilet Scrubbers with Ruby on Mops and Ajax skills, at least twenty years experience in a paid toilet scrubbing role, good verbal and written communication skills, strong skills with Microslop Bathroom technologies, and an account with a high number of points at cleaning.stackexchange.com. In his spare time he migrates his business solutions to the cloud, he downsizes his enterprise by firing scrubbers who aren't team players, and browses the Information Super Highway. He has a wife and two kids, a Facebook, a Twitter, a Tumbler, an iPhone, an iPad, an iMac, an iBook, an iPod, an iPoop, an Android, a Robot, a Terminator, a Rocket Dock, a Kindle, a Wee, a Pee Ess Three, an X-box, an office with a large square metre-age, and above all and at the end of the day, a clean toilet.
Now that you know all about Kodak the Camera's boss and Object Oriented Programming, what do you have to say for yourself?