/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 9:00

You guys are seriously lucky I don't have superpowers. Immediately after figuring it out, I'd fuck up everything in my path. I'd burn nations to the ground and salt entire continents.

Pray to your deity of choice, and thank him for not giving me powers.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 9:38

I'd like you to do that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 10:52

>>1
Superpowers and deities are unscientific.

Do you believe in Santa too?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 12:18

>>3

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 12:59

Any magic is indistinguishable from advanced technology
-Me

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 14:22

SEPPLES
-Me

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 14:40

I'd like to fuck your throat.
-Abe 'Grampa' Lincoln

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 15:44

Well, even if deities or shit didn't gave you superpowers, they gave you the ability to write shit on this board.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 15:49

>>8
Exactly.
Seriously dude, way to be irresponsible with your powers.

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-30 15:53

The sussman gave us the powers of lisp so we could conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 21:08

i got a dig bick!

u read that wrong!

U CHECKED MY DUBS!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-30 23:01

>>10
lisp is shit, parenthesized

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-01 13:45

I'm a /prog/ level programmer. I don't talk with you Indians in IT consulting, I don't read your ``development magazine'' with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch enterprise presentations all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest lectures you haven't even heard of, and hard copies of SICP being shipped to my house so I can pray the Sussman. Go read your ``VB.NET Tutorial'' on MSDN, I'm downloading SIGGRAPH doujinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your ``geek'' T-shirts and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that a Knight of the λ-calculus, an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-01 14:09

>>13
lithp is shit, parenthisized

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-01 15:34

lamb do ya calc ya ass

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-02 1:36

>>13
I know you are being humorous, but you actually sound pretty badass.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-02 2:55

>>16
It's an old kopipe.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-02 3:10

>>17
He's right though, this rewrite is very current and related and thus effective.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-02 14:42

>>18
No, that kopipe was valid back in 2008.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-02 14:43

>>19
Everything north of 1993 is current.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-02 14:45

>>20
But VB.net didn't exist in 1993.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-02 17:51

>>21
And I will continue to pretend it doesn't exist

Name: VIPPER 2012-05-02 17:52

>>20
1993 Never ended, that just what the dateists want you to think.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 3:18

>>20
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>Indians in IT
>enterprise programming
>torrents
>MSDN
>SIGGRAPH doujinshi
>``geek'' T-shirts and shit
>weeaboo friends
>Anonymous
>praying to the sussman[/code]
Because any of these things existed in 93, bump for your stupidity, come at me ``bro''

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-03 3:56

>>24
go suck a dick, fag

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 9:55

>>25
Lamb, do you calc your ass?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 11:36

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lmao are you seriously retarded

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 11:39

XDDDDDD
i think he is!!! LOL!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 14:11

>>28
Yelling won't get you what you want, Bob.
You have to be smart to get what you want.

Name: 29 2012-05-04 14:21

>>29
Shit, I shouldn't have posted that. Now I'm trying to fap to some images on Gelbooru and now I can't get that fucking bum from "Twelve Monkeys" out of my head.
Yelling won't get your dick hard.. you have to be smart to get and keep an erection..

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 18:10

>>24
Back to /r/technology, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-04 20:22

>>31
Nah, it's you who needs to go back actually. I've been here longer than anyone in this place. Even and especially you me and the fucking sussman

Nigger, I've been here since the inception of /prog/ you have no clue who you're childing at.
>>>/fuckplate yourassgapes/

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-05 20:18

Fuck yeah dubs!

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:41

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 17:21

>>3
Assburgers

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 17:28

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 19:33

You guys are seriously lucky I don't have superpowers. Immediately after figuring it out, I'd fuck up every~~thing~~ girl in my path. That's what I'd want superpowers for anyways; helping people is boring.

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