Programming confessions
1
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-24 15:28
I was once trolling alt.lang.asm and convinced some french idiot something which culminated in ReactOS shutting down for a few months and doing a complete code audit.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-24 15:36
Do you wanna go out?
3
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-24 15:39
I wrote the laughing skull virus.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-24 15:40
I like Java more than Python.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-24 15:48
>>4
That's like preferring anal rape to having your eye ripped out with a fork and raped in the empty socket.
6
Name:
Anonymous 2012-04-24 16:53
I've been coding in C++ for over 20 years.I feel liberated. Thanks, /prog/.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-24 17:03
>>5
Well yes, I'm very fond of anal rape.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-24 17:19
I usually don't bother to comment. If I've ever made to comment, I do things like
i++; /* add one to i */.
>>7
Have you seen
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo ? It was garbage, but there was a pretty nice anal raping scene in it.
9
Name:
Anonymous 2012-04-24 17:29
>>8
/prog/ full of normal people.
10
Name:
VIPPER 2012-04-24 17:46
>>9
/prog/ full of normal people.
Such is the downfall of w4c.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-04-24 17:48
12
Name:
Admin
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2012-04-26 2:35
I troll prog. And don't know anything about programming.
13
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-26 10:12
>>8
I loved this scene. Downloaded the movie just for this.
14
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-26 12:38
Sometimes I'm afraid that my perfect code will trigger a bug in the compiler/interpreter.
15
Name:
Anonymous 2012-04-26 13:10
I like C++ and Windows more than C and Unix.
16
Name:
Anonymous 2012-04-26 13:33
I've only ever used an IDE to compile. No I will not /gback techgoes/.
17
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-26 14:13
I prefer cracking programming to making them. But everyone just uses a packer now, and I am not smart enough to unpack them.
18
Name:
VIPPER 2012-04-26 14:55
Im working on a [b] Terrible[b] ! lisp based OS despite being a mental midget and not knowing shit about nearly anything.
19
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-26 15:22
>>1
Can you elaborate on that? I'm moderately intrigued!
20
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-26 17:12
>>18
pretty much this, only I enjoy using the GNU OS.
21
Name:
Anonymous 2012-04-26 17:57
I'm not really a programmer. I'm actually an assistant manager at Taco Bell.
22
Name:
Anonymous 2012-04-26 17:57
23
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-26 18:19
>>18
Lisp Is Shit, Parenthesized
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Name:
bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:36
bampu pantsu