/prog/ - JAVASCRIPT LETS YOU DO COOL STUFF

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 9:21

HELLO MY FRIEND I AM BRENDAN EICH INVENTOR OF JAVASCRIPT

http://web.archive.org/web/19990128210124/http://people.netscape.com/brendan/

Name: Mentifex 2012-04-22 9:41

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/AiMind.html in English

http://brendaneich.com created JavaScript

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/Dushka.html in Russian

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 9:43

"javascript girl" looking for "javascript boy"

I can be your javascript boy~

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 11:53

In 2010, he wrote about JavaScript: "JS had to 'look like Java' only less so, be Java’s dumb kid brother or boy-hostage sidekick. Plus, I had to be done in ten days or something worse than JS would have happened".

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 13:07

>>4
If those were the requirements, I'm glad he came up with a Scheme dialect with Java style syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 13:50

Javascript isn't that bad, really. It's major problem, in my opinion, is that it is browser-dependent and thus dependent on a memory and stack that isn't it own.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 14:23

quit being a pussyass and do everything server-side

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 14:50

>>7
The users have a lot more computational capacity to waste than my expensive servers do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 16:30

>>8
say hello to my little cellphone/ipad/kindle/etc..

Name: V 2012-04-22 16:38

>>9

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-22 16:38

>>9
Nobody gives a fuck about your shitty vibrator with an MCU inside.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 16:56

I wouldn't trust Jabbascript to run on my dildo's MCU.
Only Ada will do!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 17:01

>>9
I don't feel smartphones and similar devices should be encouraged, and I don't intend to work around obstacles you've created for yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 19:03

>>9
say hello to my little corporate rape device/etc.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 23:20

>>9
FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 2:34

ITT: Butthurt anons

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:34

bampu pantsu

JAVASCRIPT LETS YOU DO COOL STUFF

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 9:21

2 Name: Mentifex 2012-04-22 9:41

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 9:43

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 11:53

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 13:07

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 13:50

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 14:23

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 14:50

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 16:30

10 Name: V 2012-04-22 16:38

11 Name: VIPPER 2012-04-22 16:38

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 16:56

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 17:01

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 19:03

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 23:20

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-25 2:34

17 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:34