/prog/ - Terrible[i]![/i] Jokes

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-14 5:15

Why did the Sussman cross the road?
To create a continuation on the other side.

Why couldn't Elie Wiesel play any Steam games?
He had a bad serial number.

Why did the lambda function wear a Guy Fawkes mask?
He was Anonymous.

Why do origami artists prefer Haskell?
The fold functions.

Why couldn't Stroustrup call anybody?
The operator was overloaded.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 1:00

What's the Unicode character for Java?
(‎ ㈽ ‎) 323D PARENTHESIZED IDEOGRAPH ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-11 1:06

PARENTHESIZED
Sounds more like Clojure than Java...

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 15:38

Why are so many Mac users unemployed?
There's no more Jobs!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 4:25

>>81
Ha!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 7:08

Why BASH has such a quirky syntax?
Because commies perfectly clone capitalist ideas.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 7:14

Why RPN is Polish?
Because Jews write right-to-left.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-27 22:44

How did Holmes know that Watson is always constipated?
He always says ``No shit, Sherlock!''

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-27 22:58

>>86
I laughed pretty hard.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-27 23:24

Why did the Mac user turn himself in?
He saw ``You have stopped jobs'' on October 5, 2011.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 19:26

What do they call the Russian spammer on /prog/?
Ivan the Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 19:40

>>91
I chortled.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-11 1:12

>>91
"Ivan" is a Hebrew name.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-11 3:52

>>93
Lol, guys, guys look, I think we've the only non-Russian on this board XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-11 3:52

>>94
*we've found

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-11 5:49

>>94
>>95
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-11 7:41

Salam, al-Ahmed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-11 8:39

✡ Asshalom alaikhem ✡

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-11 15:17

dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-11 16:46

↑↑↑

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 0:47

``If C were a Jehovah's witness''

Knock knock

Who's ---
SEGMENTATION FAULT. CORE DUMPED.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 20:28

Why aren't 12-year-olds or pedophiles allowed on 4chan?
Because they're fucking kids!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 20:50

Why shouldn't you eat a whole apple?
You'll dump core!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 20:52

>>103
Fuck you. I laughed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 22:18

Why did the origami artist never map?
Because he preferred to fold.
Why do anarchists like Haskell?
Because it has no state.

Why did the doctor prescribe Haskell?
Because it has no side-effects.

Why would I never use a car?
Because I get more out of a cdr.

~Desu

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 8:18

Why did the Pharaoh request Bitcoin for his Lisp interpreter?
Because he was building a pyramid Scheme.

Why did the web developer cross the road?
To get to the JavaScript conference on the other side.

How can you tell when you're in an autist's house?
Everything's cdr-coded.

What did one Redditor say about the other Redditor's peanut butter sandwich?
Not even jelly.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 10:03

better one free on the heap than one heap on the free

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 12:33

Why do people smoke after sex?
Too much friction!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-16 14:53

>>108
I don't get it!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-20 12:04

What did the Sussman say to the bodybuilder?
``Do you even lambda lift?''

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-20 12:38

>>109
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQKM_MG26k

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:29

Why do computer scientists hate the Ω combinator?
It's impossible to type!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:41

>>111
I'm glad such a shitty response killed the thread for a while.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:43

Meanwhile, here's a choose your own punchline!

My dog's got no dictionary.

How does he spell terrible?

How does he spell? Terrilbe!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:55

>>114
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-18 1:52

Who designed Lemote?
Sum Dum Goy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 1:39

What's the difference between a guy who shovels in the cold and a guy who spams /prog/?
The guy who shovels in the cold is a numb digger...

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 1:47

>>117
And the guy who spams /prog/ is a...?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 3:05

who would shovel in the cold except a dumb nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-10 5:55

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