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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-14 5:15

Why did the Sussman cross the road?
To create a continuation on the other side.

Why couldn't Elie Wiesel play any Steam games?
He had a bad serial number.

Why did the lambda function wear a Guy Fawkes mask?
He was Anonymous.

Why do origami artists prefer Haskell?
The fold functions.

Why couldn't Stroustrup call anybody?
The operator was overloaded.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 0:18

>>121
For once the cartoon spam is relevant to the thread!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-31 18:14

Why does Richard Stallman have a big nose?
Because air is Free.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-01 12:41

Why does Simon Peyton Jones rotates the Universe to insert a lightbulb?
To avoid side effects.

Name: Funsize Funnies 2013-04-01 23:01

Simply Smiffy

Teacher : "Right, class. What's the capital of France?"

Smiffy raise up his hand.

Teacher : "ERM...okay, Smiffy. What's the answer?"

Smiffy : "F!"

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-01 23:21

My dog has half a nose.
How does he smell?
Poorly!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 1:52

My dog has slightly more than half a nose.
How does he smell?
Not half bad!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-02 2:23

My dog has a whole nose.
How does he smell?
Good!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-15 23:25

In Communism, you check your privilege.
In Capitalism, the privileged check YOU!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-15 23:48

>>58
I chuckled

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-16 0:25

In Soviet Russia, privilege checks you!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-16 8:24

In privilege Russia, Che viet socks you!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-16 8:24

In soviet /prog/, dubs check you!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-16 16:46

There was this magnificent mathematical horse. You could teach it arithmetic, which it learned with no difficulty, algebrawas a breeze, it could even prove theorems in euclidean geometry, but when you tried to teach it analytic geometry, it wouldrear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously neigh loudly and make violent head motions in resistance.

The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-22 1:23

Why does Irish Lisp only have eval?
Because no Irish need apply!

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