/prog/ - I need to do a benchmark

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-13 20:30

I need to do a benchmark of my anus to see how much it can stand before overheating. Would any /prog/lodyte care to help me benchmark my anus?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-13 20:35

IntelBurn
Prime95
SuperPi
CoreDamage
Furmark
Unigine Heaven Benchmark
Everest
3dMark Vantage
Crysis
MTY

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-13 20:36

oh yeah, and LinPack

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-13 20:44

Things to try, in order:
bait worms
pearl necklace
flashdrive
pencil
sharpie
hampster
dildo
pickel
Raspberry Pi
small snake
tennis ball
baseball
horseshoe
can of Spaghetti Sauce
fist
bowling pin
bowling ball
Giant Cast Iron Dildo
cinder block
young child
tire

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-13 20:59

dragon dildo

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-13 21:31

attach a dildo to a jackhammer and ride that nigger until you can't any more

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-13 23:04

Just do your best and compare it to goatse.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-13 23:10

>>7
I once cleaned my anus really deeply and sort of did a goatse-type thing and poop fell out of my anus. True story.

Lesson learned: it's not good to open up your anus if you haven't taken a shit in a while.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-14 14:46

Penis!

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-14 15:27

>>8
Why did you not poop before? Doesnt that make the whole cleaning pointless?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-14 17:54

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-14 23:15

>>11
poor lad got so excited about dubs that she couldn't type

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-14 23:35

>>10
I didn't really think it through

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:23

bampu pantsu

I need to do a benchmark

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14 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:23