/prog/ - how do i know all programming?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 15:09

it seems like every programmer i meet knows everything about programming

i'm sure there's even 6-year-old kids who know everything about programming

how do i know everything like them?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 15:14

What you need:

1) a computer
2) internet access to google
3) ability to think of how to give instructions in creative ways
4) time

Take all 4 of those and put it in a blender. Drink the concoction that comes out until spaghetti starts falling out of your pockets. Become VIP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 15:15

autism. lots and lots of autism.

also rich parents or a big inheritance so you can stay home and just program all day and eat hot pockets

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 15:59

>>3
but will it blend?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 16:04

99% of people who claim to know 100% about programming are 200% fucking faggots. The other 1% know Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 17:00

Read EVERY. SINGLE. MOTHER. FUCKING. PAGE. ON. THIS. SITE.

[ENTERPRISE]http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/[/ENTERPRISE]

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 18:16

My employer has paid access to private MSDN library of haxx. They have discs (physical optical discs) and maybe something else. Is it any good for a linux/bsd developer? Should I bother checking it out?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 19:47

Read Sicp. http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 20:06

>>8
Sussman is a fucking Jew!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 20:07

>>11
Nice dubs, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 20:11

>>10
Thanks! ^___^

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 22:05

NO, dude, god this is so embarassing guys.

I didn't tell >>1 that I knew everything about programming, what I said was that I knew everything about shitposting /programming/. So, as you can all plainly see now, this thread was all a misunderstanding. I apologize.

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:17

bampu pantsu

how do i know all programming?

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 15:09

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 15:14

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 15:15

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 15:59

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 16:04

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 17:00

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 18:16

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-09 19:47

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13 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:17