ITT let's create Ubuntu release names

for those of you who aren't familiar with this shitty Debian fork's release names, they are always alliterations, and the next name in the sequence starts with the next letter of the alphabet

they have to be proper phonetic alliterations, so stuff like "cold cellar" or "knight kicker" wouldn't work

Angry Autist
Blind Badger
Crusty Crackhead
Dirty Dingo
Earnest Equestrian
Flaming Faggot
Gorgeous Gaylord
Heinous Hippie
Interesting Introvert
Jaded Jackal
Karmic Koala
Licensed Larder
Monstrous Muff
Negro Nitpicker
Ominous Ostrich
Plentiful Penis
Queer Quacker
Resting Retard
Schizoid Scatterbrain
Tumultuous Turnip
Unkempt Uvula
Vegan Valley
Western Whale
Xenophobic Xylophone
Zesty Zebra

Niggering Nigger

>>2
Heinous Hippie

that could a release name for one of these GNU-sanctioned distros

Anticudderous Abelson
Big Brother
Cute Cudder
Disgusting Developer
Edgy Erlanger
Fucking Fucker
Greasy Goy
Humongous Haskell
International Idiots
Jealous Jew
Killer Kike
Lispy Loser
Murderer Mod
Nigger Negroe
Obnoxious OS
Python Poser
Quebec Queer
Ranting Russian
Sexping Sussman
Transsexual Technologist
Unfunny Uncyclopedian
Virtualized Virgin
Windows Wanker
Xeroxing Xarn
Yesterday's YAML
Zealous ZUN

Amazing Abelson
Erotic Erika
Funny FrozenVoid
Hermit Halcy
Lovely Leah
Sassy Sussman
Virgin VIPPER
XXX Xarn

Hairy Hardon

Masturbating Monkeys

poionuug /orog.lofytes

Noobuntu is shit.

>>9
Noobuntu
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>>10
What? How is Ubuntu associate with Flandre?

>>11
what a waste of doubles

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