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C, Javascript, and Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 1:42

Everything else is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 2:01

What about Forth? [i]WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT FUCKING FOR-FUCKING-TH[/i]????

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 2:11

APL and ALGOL 68 are the only languages that aren't shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 2:22

>>3
I honestly would like to know what Algol has that C doesnt. I know that Algol is the language on which PL/I, CPL, Pascal and C were based on.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 2:24

APL is crap. ALGOL 68 is overly complex bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 2:51

APL and Clojure are the best programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 3:31

>>4
Nested and anonymous functions, statements as expressions, parallel clauses, semaphores, type-safe unions, flexible (variable-length garbage collected) data types, operator overloading, proc arguments (lazy evaluation), currying, references, multilingual keywords, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 5:52

>>7
Proc arguments are not lazy evaluation, AFAIR it's just forcing some evaluation to be performed in normal order.  Lazy evaluation is normal order + sharing (through memoization).

But I agree, Algol is surprisingly useful for an old and imperative language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 7:19

>>8
Call-by-name is pretty lazy in that it doesn't evaluate the argument if it isn't used. But it isn't memoized as you said (since memoizing it would not allow, for instance, Jensen's Device).

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-06 11:49

C is undefined shit. Javascript is C-like shit. Replace them with x86 assembly.

Lisp is shit, but if it ain't Lisp, it's crap.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 2:29

>>10
So C is shit and crap at the same time? Would that make it worse than Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 7:52

Is Javascript actually any good?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 9:31

what matters is what pays the rent i dont like programming i do it cuz i have to. php wins.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 10:08

>>13
So you're just another unintelligent and uneducated poor person?

Should have gotten a real education, and a non-shit brain as well, sucks for you to be inferior.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 10:17

>>12
Of course it is. Why do you think it's not?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 12:58

>>12
javascript is the only scripting language that had any actual design put into it. hell toy languages like python, ruby, perl, lua or whatever can't even do half the shit javascript can

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 13:54

>>16
Eh, probable troll, but Python is the only one that is strictly less flexible than ES, and even it is pretty darn flexible.

I still find Perl more handy than JS, with less awkward syntax for FP. I'd probably love Ruby "this like horrible Python" AS FUCK if I could stand it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 14:20

Replace Lisp with C++.

C++, C+, and Javascript. All you ever need for anything ever.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 14:20

>>18
C++, C, and Javascript
whoops

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-07 14:26

If its sepples, its shite.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 16:37

Javascript is great, but there are hardly any standalone Javascript compilers. And the few standalone compilers that exist dont have any libraries, so you cant do anything with it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 16:48

javascript: the only language where P = NP results in -Infinity

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 17:08

>>21
You can do GNOME-3 widgets.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 17:56

>>23
dumbass, like being able to use a gui library will help you in a language that does not have any I/O libraries

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 18:00

>>24
>Implying GUI is not a kind of IO.

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-07 18:06

>>25
GUI is to IO as eating is to shoving food up your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-07 21:54

>>26
If I ever become a CS prof I'll use this metaphor in a lecture.

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:12

bampu pantsu

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