/prog/ - Best languages to learn in what order?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 8:57

What would they be?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 8:58

QBASIC, Scheme and then COBOL

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 8:59

English > French > Russian > Japanese > Spanish > Canadian >Gemeran >>> Korean > chinkese > vietnamese > Hindu shit speak > Towel head chant > nigger speak

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:01

Scripting Language: Python
It's Fucking C: C
The Language of the Internet: Javascript
OOP Language: C++
Toy Language: Lisp, Haskell, D, or whatever you like.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:04

>>4
Scripting Language: Python
FIoC, SaF.

The Language of the Internet: Javascript
Internet ≠ Web.

Toy Language: Lisp, Haskell, D, or whatever you like.
I'm pretty sure people are going to debate whether or not Lisps are toy languages.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:05

>>4
C++? Seriously? Son, you best be trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:08

Pascal -> x86 assembly -> Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:10

>>5
Python is probably the fastest scripting language to develop in, is readable, and has great libraries, and is an easy first language.

You know what I mean.

I say toy languages but it's more that they don't have the widespread adoption of the others. Shittier libraries and compilers etc.

>>6
What else would it be? Java?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:33

>>8
How about a language that doesn't use a braindamaged implementation of OOP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:42

>>8
FIOC IS SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:47

>>10
Why, don't you indent your code?
>>9
What is your favourite OOP language then?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 10:07

I indent my code. Always

Even so, FIOC is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 11:13

>>12
Even so, FIOC is shit
3 is kinda awful, yeah, but it could be worse. Like Perl. Blah!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 12:51

javascript

that's all you need

fastest dynamic language by far, elegant syntax and clear semantics, very vibrant and humble community as well. it's perfect. not some FIOC or FFOC shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 13:19

forced force of code

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 19:14

>>11
FIOC considered unscientific and ultimately harmful. -- Gerald "Bitches on my dick" Sussman

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:12

bampu pantsu

Best languages to learn in what order?

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 8:57

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 8:58

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 8:59

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:01

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:04

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:05

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:08

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:10

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:33

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 9:42

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12 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 10:07

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 11:13

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 12:51

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 13:19

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-04-05 19:14

17 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:12