The internet sucks

I've been offline for almost two weeks. My only computer refused to boot and I've been too lazy to troubleshoot it. Finally got it working again and here I am. I've been online for 10 minutes, checked my email, RSS reader, Facebook (don't pretend you don't have one faggot) and /prog/. I'm already bored. I don't even feel like looking for porn. I'm going to bed.

Don't come back.

I'll miss you

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Facebook (don't pretend you don't have one faggot)
But I really don't have a Facebook account.

I did create one for job purposes. If you want to develop apps for facefuck, you have to be in it and even send pictures of your real id. How fucked is that?

The thing is, i'm on facebook against my will :(

Facebook raped me

I have several fake accounts to stalk people, but no real one.
Sorry. Maybe you just don't belong here.

fuck facebook.

I have no fucking facebook/twitter/reddit account!

ttriple-fuck facebook.

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