/prog/ - ENTERPRISE QUALITY WORDS

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-01 19:27

What are some ENTERPRISE QUALITY words I can throw out during a job interview to sound like I have 4+ years of experience?

Shit like:
N-TIER ARCHITECTURE
BUSINESS LOGIC
FRAMEWORK
MVC

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 11:48

COLLEGE DORM BILLION DOLLAR START-UPS

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 17:19

>>81
i actually had someone ask me what i've invented recently

what the fuck? we can't all make facebook.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 17:24

>>82
You need more VERTICAL INTEGRATION

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 17:40

SHERMAN ANTI-TRUST ACT

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:23

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Software_design_patterns

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 13:41

>>82
Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-20 17:19 >>81 i actually had someone ask me what i've invented recently what the fuck? we can't all make facebook.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 16:51

BIG DATA CLOUD
DYNAMIC CONFIGURATION PUSH-BUTTON DEPLOYMENT

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 20:35

dubs, check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 10:47

APACHE CASSANDRA
HADOOP
R
WORD CLOUD
RESPONSIVE WEB
RESTFUL WEB SERVICES
INFOGRAPHICS
NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING
SOCIAL NETWORK ANALYSIS
MAPREDUCE
CLOUD COMPUTING
TEXT MINING
BIG DATA ANALYTICS
HDFS
OPEN SOURCE
BIG DATA ANALYTICS

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 11:28

>>89
I've always wondered what the fuck makes MAPREDUCE an ENTERPRISE QUALITY catchphrase.

It's not like it's faster than two loops made in pure C.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 11:29

>>90
because GOOGLE

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 11:38

typing all this vbcode is really tiresome

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 11:43

>>92
use MARKDOWN BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 12:19

>>93
[ENTERPRISE]MARKDOWN IS THE NEW MARKUP LANGUAGE[/ENTERPRISE]

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 12:25

>>94
**E**MARKDOWN VBCODE**E**

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 13:20

>>94
[ENTERPRISE]

is that macro bbcode?

sauce plz

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 14:09

>>96
/b/, i owe you!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 15:02

*TESTS*
*PROGRAMMING*
*CODE*
*PROCEDURE*
*FUNCTIONS*
*RETURN VALUE*

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 15:13

MISSION-CRITICAL SOLUTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 15:14

>>98
[b][u]wow look at this fag[b][u]

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 15:15

>>100
[b] YOU CANNOT INTO BBCODE [/b]

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 15:17

Make sure to mention THE CLOUD

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 20:38

BIGASS BIG BLACK DATA

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 12:41

.*\.js

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-26 14:22

Just say that you read Stack Overflow, Hacker News, and reddit every day.

ENTERPRISE QUALITY WORDS

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