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ENTERPRISE QUALITY WORDS

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-01 19:27

What are some ENTERPRISE QUALITY words I can throw out during a job interview to sound like I have 4+ years of experience?

Shit like:
N-TIER ARCHITECTURE
BUSINESS LOGIC
FRAMEWORK
MVC

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 12:39

>>34
I think I've just lost 10 IQ points.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 14:26

>>34
>Constructor, setter, and interface injection are all aspects of Dependency injection.

Holy shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 14:38

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 15:52

Enterprise dubs agile development

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 20:22

UNIT TESTING

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 20:37

__BOILER PLATE__

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 23:22

CAR
CD-R
LUBE ON SNAILS
MIND.FORTH ON ENTERPRISE LOSETHOS
ANIME JA NAI

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 0:56

GUI INTERFACE USING VISUAL BASIC

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 10:36

>>43
This page is Cirno-friendly.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 11:31

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 16:49

DELEGATES
GENERIC TEMPLATES
ANONYMOUS FUNCTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-04 21:11

VISUAL STUDIO

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-21 22:07

POLYGLOT DEVELOPMENT

BOILERPLATE

LANGUAGE ECOSYSTEM

WYSIWYG TEXT EDITOR ENVIRONMENT

GIT

GOOGLE APPS

AMAZON WEB SERVICES

CLOUD MANAGEMENT PLATFORM

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 12:28

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Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 13:05

Polyvariadic functions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 14:24

POSITIVE FEEDBACK LOOP

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 15:45


SCALABLE AUTO-OPTIMIZING ALGORITHMIC MONETIZING STREAMS
AVANT GARD DIGITAL DEVELOPMENTAL LOOPING SYSTEMS
DISTRIBUTED DATA-CLOUD VIRTUALIZATION
STORAGE AREA NETWORK
POST-ACTUALIZED DATABASE COMPRESSION
ARC HYPERBOLIC COTANGENTIAL CURVE ENCRYPTION

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 15:51

STACK POINTER MONADIC OVERFLOW

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 15:59

mvs

System/390

fantabulous

DASD

strategic value

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 16:29

QUINE

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-22 17:34

HOLOCAUST

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-23 18:00

CIRCUMCISION

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 8:45

DEPENDENCY INJECTION
INVERSION OF CONTROL
APPLICATION PROGRAMMING INTERFACE

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 9:06

C++0x λ FUNCTIONS INTEGRATE FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING WITH EXISTING STRATEGIES

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 9:18

DATA ACCESS OBJECT

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 9:22

RICH USER EXPERIENCE

Also,
User Stories
made me giggle.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 12:26

ASSET PIPELINE

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 16:13

RESTful

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 16:14

NOSQL DATABASE

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 17:46

PERFECT FORWARDING

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-01 21:21

How did your interview go?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-02 4:23

>>71
I'm actually getting interviewed today.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-14 15:11

A/B TESTING

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-14 16:02

/faggot kebabs/ bitches

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-15 21:50

[spoiler]java

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-15 22:02

SPOILER

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-15 22:12

UNIT TESTING

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 10:05

bumping the greatest thread on /prog/ ever

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 1:08

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 4:08

AGILE METHODOLOGIES
CONTINUOUS INTEGRATION
PRODUCT LIFECYCLE MANAGEMENT
REQUIREMENTS GATHERING

I never cease to be amazed how many five dollar words and phrases there are to describe the condition of not being a fucking idiot. Nor the number of ways in which this language can be used to provide cover for the very idiocy it claims to redress.

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