ENTERPRISE QUALITY WORDS
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-01 19:27
What are some ENTERPRISE QUALITY words I can throw out during a job interview to sound like I have 4+ years of experience?
Shit like:
N-TIER ARCHITECTURE
BUSINESS LOGIC
FRAMEWORK
MVC
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-03 12:39
>>34
I think I've just lost 10 IQ points.
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Anonymous
2012-04-03 14:26
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Constructor ,
setter , and
interface injection are all
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Dependency injection .
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Anonymous
2012-04-03 14:38
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-03 15:52
Enterprise dubs agile development
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-03 20:22
UNIT TESTING
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-03 20:37
__BOILER PLATE__
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-03 23:22
CAR
CD-R
LUBE ON SNAILS
MIND.FORTH ON ENTERPRISE LOSETHOS
ANIME JA NAI
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-04 0:56
GUI INTERFACE USING VISUAL BASIC
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-04 10:36
>>43
This page is Cirno-friendly.
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Anonymous
2012-04-04 11:31
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-04 16:49
DELEGATES
GENERIC TEMPLATES
ANONYMOUS FUNCTIONS
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-04 21:11
VISUAL STUDIO
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-21 22:07
POLYGLOT DEVELOPMENT
BOILERPLATE
LANGUAGE ECOSYSTEM
WYSIWYG TEXT EDITOR ENVIRONMENT
GIT
GOOGLE APPS
AMAZON WEB SERVICES
CLOUD MANAGEMENT PLATFORM
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-22 12:28
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-22 13:05
Polyvariadic functions.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-22 14:24
POSITIVE FEEDBACK LOOP
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-22 15:45
SCALABLE AUTO-OPTIMIZING ALGORITHMIC MONETIZING STREAMS
AVANT GARD DIGITAL DEVELOPMENTAL LOOPING SYSTEMS
DISTRIBUTED DATA-CLOUD VIRTUALIZATION
STORAGE AREA NETWORK
POST-ACTUALIZED DATABASE COMPRESSION
ARC HYPERBOLIC COTANGENTIAL CURVE ENCRYPTION
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-22 15:51
STACK POINTER MONADIC OVERFLOW
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-22 15:59
mvs
System/390
fantabulous
DASD
strategic value
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-22 16:29
QUINE
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-22 17:34
HOLOCAUST
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-23 18:00
CIRCUM CISION
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-01 8:45
DEPENDENCY INJECTION
INVERSION OF CONTROL
APPLICATION PROGRAMMING INTERFACE
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-01 9:06
C++0x λ FUNCTIONS INTEGRATE FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING WITH EXISTING STRATEGIES
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-01 9:18
DATA ACCESS OBJECT
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-01 9:22
RICH USER EXPERIENCE
Also,
User Stories
made me giggle.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-01 12:26
ASSET PIPELINE
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-01 16:13
RESTful
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-01 16:14
NOSQL DATABASE
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-01 17:46
PERFECT FORWARDING
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-01 21:21
How did your interview go?
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-02 4:23
>>71
I'm actually getting interviewed today.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-14 15:11
A/B TESTING
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-14 16:02
/faggot kebabs/ bitches
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-15 21:50
[spoiler] java
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-15 22:02
SPOILER
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-15 22:12
UNIT TESTING
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-10-18 10:05
bumping the greatest thread on /prog/ ever
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-10-20 1:08
NO EXCEPTIONS
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-10-20 4:08
AGILE METHODOLOGIES
CONTINUOUS INTEGRATION
PRODUCT LIFECYCLE MANAGEMENT
REQUIREMENTS GATHERING
I never cease to be amazed how many five dollar words and phrases there are to describe the condition of not being a fucking idiot . Nor the number of ways in which this language can be used to provide cover for the very idiocy it claims to redress.
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