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ENTERPRISE QUALITY WORDS

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-01 19:27

What are some ENTERPRISE QUALITY words I can throw out during a job interview to sound like I have 4+ years of experience?

Shit like:
N-TIER ARCHITECTURE
BUSINESS LOGIC
FRAMEWORK
MVC

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-01 20:45

PROCESS SYNTEGRATION

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-01 21:36

EVENT LOOP

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-01 21:48

END USER MARGINALIZATION

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-01 22:06

>>3
You probably meant MESSAGING or MESSAGE ENGINE because event loops are sometimes useful.

Contributing:

PATTERN
SOLUTION
SERVICE
WEB SERVICE
API (srsly this is quite favourite)

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-01 22:19

If you're applying for J2EE job you may also try:

MAVEN
SPRING
XML TECHNOLOGIES
ENTERPRISE JAVA BEANS
DEPENDENCY INJECTION
ENTERPRISE DESIGN PATTERNS

Regarding MVC: I was applying for project for some mobile network company and there was really stupid wannabe manager. He wanted me to explain what MVC is so I explained and it wasn't enough, he wanted the picture so I drew three boxes and some lines and it was WRONG because the controller is at bottom and view is connected to model too. I was like WTF I could look at it anytime on Wikipedia you moron. Then he wanted to know when would I use database transactions so I told him bank account creating money example and he was like No no you can't use transactions for this you need to lock rows. So I tried to argue politely but we went on something other... XML Schema if I remember correctly. In the end I didn't get the job. Welcome to the enterprise!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-01 22:39

Generic du jour:
CLOUD
VIRTUALIZATION
WEB SCALE
STACKOVERFLOW
REDDIT

For a language designer job:
LIKE LISP BUT NOT LIKE LISP

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-01 23:46

Framework

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 4:47

SYNERGY
Stop acting like a fucking retard sucking your potential employer's cock by spewing buzzwords.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 4:51

A new product: Framework Framework. A framework for creating frameworks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 9:09

DUBZ CHECK 'EM

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 9:30

When software lets you connect with customers when and where they want, THAT'S BUSINESS WITH .NET.

That's one degree of separation. THAT'S BUSINESS WITH .NET.

Go to microsoft.com/enterprise. Software for the Agile Business.

(The excerpts above are Copyright 2002, Microsoft)

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 10:12

ABSTRACT ANTI-PATTERN

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 10:26

Someone has yet to say “SCALABLE TURN-KEY ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS”.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 10:31

[spoiler/prog/[/spoiler] tech support is leveraging core skillsets and world-class team synergy through reusable design-pattern-oriented  workflow methodology and evidence-based response diagrams to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.
--/prog/ tech support team leader

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 11:22

RAPID DEVELOPMENT
PAIRED PROGRAMMING
GREEN
OBJECT ORIENTED

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 13:34

LEAH CULVER

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 17:45

STACKOVERFLOW
EXXXTREME PROGRAMMING!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 17:49

80 HOUR WORK WEEKS WITH SALARY PAY

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 17:54

web service life cycle

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 18:04

USER EXPERIENCE

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 18:37

Enterprise dubs checking

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 22:13

Synegry.  You can't fail with synergy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 22:26

>>23
No, you really can't.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 22:36

i wish my company understood synergy. separate products from the same company integrate by reading log files and csv dumps over the network.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 22:50

SaaS
UX
Agile Development
Design Patterns
Data Structures
Object-Oriented Programming
TDD
BDD
Unit Testing
HTML5
CSS3
jQuery
User Stories

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 22:53

[A-Z]DD

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 22:55

BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 23:09

TDD implies at least 6 or 7 years of experience

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 23:13

PHP WEBSITE WEB HOSTING MOBILE SITE CLOUD PHP

RUBY-ON-RAILS WEB ENTITY FRAMEWORK LIFE CYCLE

SCALABLE LIGHTWEIGHT MODERN POWERFUL APPLICATIONS

INDEPENDENT SOLUTION INTEGRAL INTEGRATED UNIT TESTING

USER FRIENDLY USER INTERFACE USER INTERACTIVE PHP

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-02 23:49

Name: kongMing 2012-04-03 0:51

Big data
SCM
CIO.com

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 0:53

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 6:07

This whole article is ENTERPRISE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inversion_of_control

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 7:29

>>31
https
What the fuck. Wikipedia is a public page, goddamnit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 8:17

VIRTUAL PRIVATE NETWORK

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 12:20

INTERNSHIP
OVERQUALIFICATION

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 12:32

>>34
fuck fuck fuck fuck. FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 12:36

SERVICE ORIENTED ARCHITECTURE
WEB SERVICE VIRTUALIZATION

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-03 12:38

>>35
typical freedom hater; back to NK, please

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