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javascript is the future

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 1:39

soon we will all be coding in javascript, the one true language, the final lisp

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 2:56

GC is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 5:57

the future holds a great rift, a split, between those who (get paid to) code and the rest. whatever tool you're using will be irrelevant by then, that you can use a tool to control the machine will be enoguh to make you  part of the supreme master race.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 7:07

javascript is ok... but is still an old language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 7:23

THE FUTURE IS NOW

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 9:04

Perl6 is the future!!!!!!

because it will be released on 2050, lololol

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 9:24

>>6
Dude check you facts, it's been out for years.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 9:32

>>7
And still not ready for production.

I like the language (in fact it is one of my toy languages) but unless i see Perl6 1.0 running a program on a bank infrastructure, is not _really_ released.

I'm eagerly waiting for that christmas, though :)

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 10:07

>>8
My bank does their web infrastructure in Perl 6.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 10:25

My company does its accounting in LOGO

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 13:00

from __future__ import javascript
del python

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 15:22

>>1
I'll just write my code in Haskell and compile with the JavaScript backend of UHC

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 15:41

>>8
Perl is too Unix-centric to ever be used in ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 15:58

>>8
Not sure if trolling...

Or not....

HIGH END servers (and i mean HIGH END with capital letters) runs exclusively Solaris, HPUX, AIX, or another Unix flavor.

Now, about perl, it's true that most managers frown when told "I know, we can do it on Perl", they prefer shell scripts even when they are shit compared to a perl script.

Now go back to code in ASP, code monkey.

Name: 14 2012-03-29 15:59

Sorry, that was meant to >>13.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 16:23

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 17:25

>>16
That takes forever to log in. It's probably the fags from Slashdot and Reddit clogging the tubes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 17:32

>>17
Loaded quickly for me just now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 20:08

>>16
Fellow /prog/riders, join me on an epic quest!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-30 11:13

>>16
wow, this is groundbreaking! i'd love to see a native app even try to do this

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-30 11:34

Da Windows Cougars RAAAAHHHHHHHHH

JUST DUMP IT IN, AND IF IT BREAKS, "REFORMAT" IT!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-30 13:51

>>21
Your mom's ass is groundbreaking

Also check'em

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