Programming/Software Development Survey

Hey guys, care to help me out with a little survey I've made? Any answers you can give would be gladly appreciated.

1. What is the highest level of schooling you have attained?

2. What is the specification of your knowledge and experience? (e.g. software engineering, multimedia programming, etc.)

3. If you are employed in an industry involving software development, what were your motives to join it?

4. What would you consider to be your favourite aspect of programming and software development process; and if applicable, your profession in general?

5. What would you consider your least favourite aspect of the programming and software development process; and if applicable, your profession in general?

6. If applicable, what would you consider to be the essential traits of a successful person in your industry?

Stranger: herp a derp
You: Hello Master.
Stranger: derp a herp
Stranger: hello
Stranger: haha
You: Did you have a good dinner?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: yes i had
You: May I lick your feet, Master?
Stranger: well u dont have to do that
Stranger: and i am not your master
Stranger: my master is Tom
You: May I clean your ears, Master?
Stranger: no master please
You: May I clean your ears, Mister?
Stranger: what the heck r u talking about
You: When did you last clean your ears?
Stranger: u should not use so much cocaine
Stranger: yesterday
You: Oh, it shouldn't be necessary today then.
Stranger: well today just started
You: I want to be sure Mas... I mean Mister has clean ears.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its only 1:39
You: I always have some cotton swabs on me for that purpose.
Stranger: I have still time
Stranger: to clean my ears
You: I hope Mister appreciates my prevenancy.
Stranger: what the fuck is this
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i appreciate your time
Stranger: where r u from
You: Mister is too kind
Stranger: an dwtf r u
You: I'm your magical maid servant.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sure u r
You: I don't really know whence I came from... Mister invoked me during the night.
Stranger: oh really
You: Oh sorry, I didn't want to make Master confused!
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i have no servants
You: But I am your maid!
Stranger: sure u r
Stranger: r u from europe
You: I don't know. But my maid uniform looks French.
Stranger: so u r from deauville
Stranger: cool
You: I can't give more information Master, I'm afraid!!!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: and i am not your master
Stranger: I am a student still
Stranger: not graduated yet
You: You need someone to do the housework. I'll help your mom!
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: what is this really
You: I guess you don't want me anymore...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: just tell what r u
Stranger: and from where
You: If Master rejects me I'll have to leave forever
Stranger: u have read too much fantasy books
You: Mas... ter..., I'm sorry...
You: ...

1. What is the highest level of schooling you have attained?
I've read SICP.
2. What is the specification of your knowledge and experience? (e.g. software engineering, multimedia programming, etc.)
EXPERT PROGRAMMER
3. If you are employed in an industry involving software development, what were your motives to join it?
We summon the spirits of the computer with our spells.
4. What would you consider to be your favourite aspect of programming and software development process; and if applicable, your profession in general?
Satori.
5. What would you consider your least favourite aspect of the programming and software development process; and if applicable, your profession in general?
C.
6. If applicable, what would you consider to be the essential traits of a successful person in your industry?
Read SICP.