fizzbuzz

char*s[]={"%d\n","fizz\n","buzz\n","fizzbuzz\n"};int i;main(){while(i++<100)printf(s[(!(i%3))|((!(i%5))<<1)],i);}

ANSI correct:

#include <stdio.h>
char*s[]={"%d\n","fizz\n","buzz\n","fizzbuzz\n"};int i;int main(void){while(i++<100)printf(s[(!(i%3))|((!(i%5))<<1)],i);return 0;}

American Niggers Support Israel

char*s[]={"%d\n","fizz\n","buzz\n","fizzbuzz\n"};int i;main(){while(i++<100)printf(s[!(i%3)|!(i%5)<<1],i);}

OMG OPTIMISED

char*s[]={"%d\n","fizz\n","buzz\n","fizzbuzz\n"};int i;main(){while(i++<100)printf(s[!(i%3)|!(i%5)+1],i);}

OMG OPTIMISED
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>>4 is incorrect.
char*s[]={"%d\n","fizz\n","buzz\n","fizzbuzz\n"};int i;main(){while(i++<100)printf(s[!(i%3)|!(i%5)<<1],i);}

103 bytes

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>>6
I'll indent *your* anus.

>>6
Leave them alone. Fizz buzz is all they have.