Achtung: April-June is when SHTF

Prepare your anuses for turmoil.

1. Quantitative Easing III - http://www.zerohedge.com/news/here-why-everything-today-goldman-expect-new-qe-soon-april - Why? Need to helicopter drop more cash on the economy to help absorb a near future spikes on oil by inflating the economy, while keeping oil fixed in USD.
2. US/UK Release Oil Stockpiles - http://www.zerohedge.com/news/its-official-us-uk-release-oil-stocks - US and UK release stockpiles to help offset near future spike on oil.
3. Build up for attack - http://www.zerohedge.com/news/enterprise-just-4-days-away-arrival-swift-cut-iran - A SWIFT cut off is pretty much a definite precursor for a declaration of war. The actions of a military build up around Iran show that the Israel/US/UK/et.al. are nearly ready.
4. Obama has no choice but go through with war - http://rt.com/news/iran-last-chance-war-517/ - If the Obama administration doesn't attack, doesn't listen to what his Yiddish masters want, he will lose the support of the Jewish lobby in America, and thus lose his re-election.
5. Zionists have had Iran and the Middle East in the crosshairs for decades - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha1rEhovONU - Iran is merely the final target, the end-game for the Middle East, and the next step towards Jewish world conquest--their One-World Government, a Jewish Communist Utopia.

And with this next World War, it will literally destroy the West in terms of the economy. "Capitalism" has been engineered by Jewish banksters to fail, so that the doctrines of Communism become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Expect violent Communistic/Marxist revolutionary groups to seize power during the aftermath of World War 3.

yeah tyler durden on zerohedge... he's not alarmist about everything

"Tyler Durden" is just a pseudonym used collectively by a lot of different contributers, many of whom currently or used to work on Wall Street, much like "Anonymous" is used here.

Oh no what if I don't find love before then ;_;

>>4
You're looking at things as if the glass was half-empty.

Perhaps you will befriend yourself a cute waifu as your group manages to escape from a prison camp, and your struggle to survive brings you closer together more than the current degenerate, materialistic and Jewified society ever could.

>>5
It's more likely that I'd never hear again from the boy I like, and I'd keep wondering what happened to him and grieving over what we could have had if only there was more time ;_;
Though it's possible that the coming destruction of civilization would become the force that helps us two get together...

Or maybe I'd get imprisoned, but then a cute and handsome and righteous Jewish boy fell in love with me and came to my rescue and escaped with me, becoming a fugitive in the name of love.

Back to /b/ please.

Nothing to do with programming.

>>6
I'm assuming you're a male yourself, through the lens of the Bayesian logician. After all, Women post here only rarely.

If so, than I'm afraid you will be lynched in the streets during the revolution, lest you escape your fate. Homosexuality and other "Cultural Marxist" movements are headed for the gallows, even if you don't associate yourself with the modern LGBT Movement or its immorality.

And this isn't simply my opinion. It is fact. Research the Frankfurt School and the origins of Political Correctness. Those under the umbrella of the LGBT Movement are "useful idiots" to be exploited by the Jewish elites to divide and conquer society, to subvert it, priming it for revolution and subjugation.

Here, listen to Yuri Bezmenov, ex-KGB agent, on Soviet subversion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlpODYhnPEo

What does the Soviet Union have to do with the Jews? Almost all of the foremost Bolsheviks and members of the Communist Party were Jewish, and the October Revolution was funded by Jewish banking families. Communism is a realization of the ideal Jewish government--a form of governance in which the non-Jewish "goyim" are ruled over by the Jews, under the faux banner of the Communist Party and under the guise of egalitarianism.

>>9
haha, implying you dumb goyim will ever manage to do a proper revolution

i'll give you a little hint -- every single revolution you ever did was planned, staged and executed by us. you dumb slaves are just that, slaves. no leadership, no brains, no perspective, and certainly no special relationship with God, just cattle.

>>9
Here, listen to Yuri Bezmenov, ex-KGB agent, on Soviet subversion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlpODYhnPEo
The problem with Capitalism is that it has failed and never recovered from the Great Depression, which continues today as a form of modern Crisis. You may dislike Karl Marx, but in one point Marx is right: economy based on Usury is doomed to failure. That is: you can't make money, you can only exchange goods.

Tyler Durden is an anagram of "nerd turd lye"
Now it has EVERYTHING to do with programming.

Awww man I don't want the fucking communists taking over afterwards. At least these sheeple are so dependent upon the system they can't survive without it. Many will die when the cities collapse along with a lot of the dievershitty. I follow the 14 words to the bitter end; I will never allow myself to witness the purity of our people completely destroyed.

communist, capitalists... all the same... all reduces to

WHO HAS THE MONEY

In all cases, the answer is the same.

So stop discussing political crap and talk about how $lisp = any('shit'|'not_shit');

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>>12

Fuck you asshole. Now I'm going to rewatch that movie looking for patterns and feed them through my hidden markovian model analysis algorithm.

I wonder if it'll come up with something interesting.