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wow if people in real life knew what kind of stuff I posted on usenet and textboards they would most definitely think less of me
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Anonymous2012-03-11 20:56
how can you iensure I am not an anus that anonymity will prevail
I value my ability to shitpost on the internet
I don't know what I'd do without this
if the future is 1984-esque I will never be able to hax people's anii or fart on people or *grabs dick*
my shit has no posts
how does it smell?
terrible!
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Anonymous2012-03-11 20:58
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Anonymous2012-03-11 21:07
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Anonymous2012-03-11 21:09
>>11
didn't remember to use the [m] tags there but oh well, if you're using pseud0ch or yotsuba you're a faggot... real men either use terminal or don't view /prog/ in a web browser which supports stylesheets anyway
monospace = master race
so don't tell me I messed up, you're the one who messed up by not using monospace and instead choosing to support shitty css
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Anonymous2012-03-11 21:12
I think I broke my leg I popped it into 48 animal balloons
I had a dream where I lived underwater in an inflatable cube made of smaller cubes (for structural integrity)
I know that would actually work due to issues with oxygen, pressure, etc. but it was a weird and enjoyable dream anyway
it was very quiet, I was the only person there, and all I'd have to do for food was open up a hatch and let fish come in
I was completely alone, isolated, and away from the world, much like I am now, though my dream kind of personified my feelings more
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Anonymous2012-03-11 21:12
I MENA ``I know that would NOT work''
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Anonymous2012-03-11 21:13
also, my cube was purple, and semi-transparent
interpret my dream, faggots
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Anonymous2012-03-11 23:21
>>15
That probably means you want to fuck your mother or some shit
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Anonymous2012-03-11 23:41
>>13,15
Zat iss anti-Shemitic treamink. Goyim may tream only off ze Shoah. Now ve take you to ze mental facility to be reeducated, ja?
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Anonymous2012-03-11 23:47
Best thread all year.
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Anonymous2012-03-13 16:24
>>15
It means you need to eat mushrooms. Lots of them. Lots of different kinds. Avoid the white ones; everything else is good to go. You will know when you have eaten enough, so don't be a business professional about it; just gulp them down like a cock-hungry slut.
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Anonymous2012-03-13 16:29
There are changes happening. Not all of them good.
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Anonymous2012-03-13 16:31
>>10
Yes, you are kawaii. You shine so brightly from your plastic eyes, boy, that you don't even know.
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Anonymous2012-03-13 16:33
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Realizing that the worm is actually the main part of the apple, and the apple itself is just noise. And to complicate things further, you yourself are said worm.
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Anonymous2012-03-13 16:39
In Soviet Russia, mission 1 operates before mission 2.
It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche.
I am mentally divergent in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well.
Are you also divergent, friend?
The ghost drives the machine and the machine drives the ghost. The ghost built the machine and the machine built the ghost. If you deny the ghost, you also deny the machine.
.....OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU FISH-FACED BLOB :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
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Can't. I am here, and you are there. Such is logic.
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Anonymous2012-03-13 19:13
>>32
you are here in my mind and in my heart, where you shall remain forever
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Anonymous2012-03-13 19:16
>>33
Wanna bet?
I say at most 200 years goes by and there will be not even a trace of me or you any-fucking-where. Not that I give a shit about you.
It pisses me off that I am going to not exist. And I will not learn to live with that fact. I will either live differently, or die trying.
What's worse than finding a bug in your program?
Realizing that the bug is actually the main part of the program, and the program itself is just noise. And to complicate things further, you yourself are said program.
You motherfuckers still seem to think this is some sort of game. Well, you motherfuckers are right. It is a game. However, most of you motherfuckers are playing it completely wrong. How does one play it wrong, you may ask. Is it in fact possible to play it wrong, you may ask. The answer to the first question I do not know, but you seem to influence the definition of wrong a lot by being a bad example. The answer to the second question is simple: it's a superposition of yes and no. This is one of those instances where one needs the paraconsistent logic. Or does one? Let's look at it this way. I'll give a few examples that apply to different kinds of people so do not be offended if you cannot relate.
Example 1: It is assumed you know what you want and you also know when you are doing well in life, or when you are doing bad. In this case, your life will have, so to say, its ups and downs. Is it possible to live wrong in this case? This example is a special case, because the answer actually depends entirely on your own definition of "wrong"! Thus you can use any logic model you wish, consistent or not!
Example 2: It is assumed you do not know what you want, what to do, where to go, possibly you are even having an identity crisis and/or an existential crisis. You are depressed, suicidal, irrational and insane. Can you live wrong? Can you make the wrong choice, if your very own system is inherently flawed, beyond repair? The answer is ███
ok, what the fuck did i just type...
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Anonymous2012-03-13 20:10
all right, all right, I am goign bacj to RediIOT i get the hint bguysg
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