programming languages that get you laid

1. ruby
hipsters code in ruby. hipster chicks have loose vag.
2. lisp
/prog/ has a hard on for you everyday
3. html/css/javascript
you can fuck kiddies in deviantarts
4. python
works in google and facebook. lots of money. money and hoes go together
5. java/c# and many other enterprise bs
you get laid often, but only by your waifu.
6. cobol
grannies fuck you
7. c++
fucking nerd language. nothing cool about this bs. you just jerk off to yourself.
8. c
even worse. you can't even get a hard on.

9. asm
you are not even aware of the definition of sex

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