Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 == OCT 31
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Anonymous2012-03-03 4:02
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
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Anonymous2012-03-03 4:07
Houdini once painted a picture of the Hudson River using only escape sequences; he was, of course, a great escape artist.
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Anonymous2012-03-03 4:25
Windows 95 was a 32 bit extension for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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Anonymous2012-03-03 4:38
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Anonymous2012-03-03 4:42
How do you tell an introverted programmer from an extroverted programmer? The introverted programmer looks at his shoes. The extroverted programmer looks at your shoes.
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Anonymous2012-03-03 4:59
The box said 'Requires Windows XP or better'. So I installed Linux.
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Anonymous2012-03-03 5:26
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Anonymous2012-03-03 5:27
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0