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Cheesy Programmer Jokes

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 3:54

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 == OCT 31

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 4:02

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 4:07

Houdini once painted a picture of the Hudson River using only escape sequences; he was, of course, a great escape artist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 4:25

Windows 95 was a 32 bit extension for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 4:38

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 4:42

How do you tell an introverted programmer from an extroverted programmer? The introverted programmer looks at his shoes. The extroverted programmer looks at your shoes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 4:59

The box said 'Requires Windows XP or better'. So I installed Linux.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 5:26

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 5:27

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 5:36

What did the getting say to the checker?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 5:36

>>10
Check em.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 11:33

There's no place like [code]192.168.1.1/[code]

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 12:44

What's a programmers fetish? Woman with LISPs

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 13:39

use javascript

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 14:23

Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 15:37

My other car is a cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 16:34

java

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 17:13

So this programmer goes out on a date with this really hot chick.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 19:26

>>18
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 19:27

>>18
So what happened? Did they fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 19:28

What did the int say to the float?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 19:29

>>21
Check my doubles.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 20:37

>>21,22
well played!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 1:49

>>21
>>22
but why is the one who said it the int

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 2:22

>>24
Because dubs are integers?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 3:21

>>21,22
Only joke to make me laugh.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-04 19:15

>>25
I was thinking about the double data type

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