/prog/ - Comprehensive List of Shitty Toy Languages

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 12:37

Go

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 12:40

ASP.NET

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Symta

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Haskell

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Lisp

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ASM

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javascript

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 14:31

But go is a great toy language, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 14:50

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You must be talking about a different Go than everybody else.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 15:07

C

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 16:03

The Czech DUBS programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 16:32

>>9
You mean Go!?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go!_(programming_language)

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 16:41

My own unnamed STL. It looks like this:

“DICKS.HTML”,“w”→Φ→α▪ ; open the file

“<html><body>%s</body></html>♯n”→γ▪

“DICKS”×3→δ▪

αγδ→Π▪ ; write to the file

Ξ←α▪ ; close the file

0→Ω▪ ; exit with code 0

It's so shitty that no working implementation exists to date and the design document has a total of 45 lines (including empty lines).

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 17:00

python

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D

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sage

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 22:21

>>12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go!_(programming_language)
agent-based programming language in the tradition of logic-based programming
Cool! I though Go was some crappy C/C++ clone, Goggle created out of NIH syndrome, but now I see it's fairly advanced and modern language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 23:06

Your favorite programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 23:08

>>18
Unlambda is not a toy language, ``faggot''. You can write Fibs and Hello World in it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-01 23:13

C.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 4:56

C.

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C.

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P.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 8:54

Lisp, Common Lisp, Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 11:54

Jass?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 12:20

Python

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.galaxy

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 12:26

>>27
You work fast brother.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 14:59

Ruby serious who came up with this shitty language anyway. Any language that doesnt follow C-style syntax is automatically considered shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 15:06

DrRacket

(+ (* 3 5) (- 1 5)) still fucking pisses me off.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 15:12

>>30
I don't understand Polish Notation so it must be shit

Go home, it's late.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 15:15

>>31
I understand it but it's hard to read and everything about this language annoys me.

Another thing that annoys me is I'm never sure what my variables are since you don't declare them or whatever they can be anything.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 15:16

Also I am home and it's mid-day...

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 15:27

>>32
Another thing that annoys me is I'm never sure what my variables are since you don't declare them or whatever they can be anything.
What...?

(define x (cons 'a 'b))

(set-car! x "boo")

Are we talking about the same language?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 15:44

Especially puzzling since DrRacket with online compile turned on draws an arrow to the definition whenever you hover over the variables, its as idiot proof as it gets.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 15:55

Oh wait, he's talking about the type system. "They could be anything" means "they could have any type."

Why don't you use comments or docstrings to make notes to yourself if you forget so easily?

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 16:00

>>31
Lisp is unreadable shit, and you toilet scrubber aren't going to convince me otherwise. It's because of cretins like you that we don't have better languages.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 16:10

>>37
Is that post meant to be directed at someone else? I've heard Lisp is like DrRacket and I don't like DrRacket. Blerhk.

>>36
I am retarded slap me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 16:15

>>38
Don't sweat it, friend. Sometimes, the simple solutions are the hardest ones to come up with.

And other times.... well, other times, the bar eats you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 16:20

>>30
>>38
Racket is the language, DrRacket is the editor. autist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 17:05

Racket is piss, chicken for life.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 11:21

so perl still is a great language :D

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-05 12:25

>>42
Perl.

That should go without saying.

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