/prog/ - The Sussman's ~/ directory

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 1:41

http://mit.edu/~gjs/

Everything's set to private, but the file names provide some insight into the secret life of the Sussman. Some raise more questions than they answer. Like who is Stephanie Chan? A colleague? or some sweet young thang at MIT that the Sussman had a brief fling with? Did the Sussman give her an A? Does the Sussman have yellow fever?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 2:34

eternal-flame.wav

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 2:54

monads

Where is your god now, lisp purist faggots?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 2:59

>>3
God is jewish and should be tortured and killed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 4:29

random-quotes/talmud
Awwww yea!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 6:59

>>3
Implemented in Scheme, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 8:35

>>6
even so. is lisp stealing another idea

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 9:58

>>3
Monads are easily implemented in Lisp dialects.

U mad Haskell fag?

Name: sage 2012-02-28 13:21

>empty folders he hasn't deleted.
all of my rage

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 13:50

>>7
You seriously think that Saint Python Cojones came up with the idea of monads and that Haskell is their purest form and first time they were used in programming?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 14:04

the Sussman's doubles

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 14:07

>>7
He probably implemented monads as a proof of concept, just like with OOP and logic programming in SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 14:16

`

>having a desktop

>2012

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 15:38

IS THIS BURNING
AN ETERNAL
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 15:39

>>13
>>>/g/

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 15:59

>>13,15
fuck off and die faggots

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 16:03

Apache/1.3.41
What the fuck! I would have thought that he would have been about that garbage.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 16:22

>>17
Believe it or not, mit.edu is not a Pentium III box in The Sussman's basement.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 16:59

>>18
No, it's a Lisp machine running a bug-compatible rewrite of Apache in Lisp. Just kidding, Lisp is shit and Sussman is a fag.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 19:42

>>9
Or maybe they contain files, but you just can't see them.

His whole tree should be private after all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 19:44

http://mit.edu/~gjs/random-quotes/talmud

sussman is a jew

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 20:01

>>21
Breaking news from the Slowpoke Agency

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 20:09

Stephanie Chan:
http://www.technologyreview.com/article/22819/

Chan developed a device allowing precise, simultaneous injections
Don't tell me the Sussman didn't hit that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 20:21

>>23
Sussman's reputation would change dramatically if people knew that he did.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 20:53

>>23
More like "fucking the brains".

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 20:58

Sussman is such a nit when it comes to answering e-mails, Stallman always answers e-mails, even when it comes to personal questions like his relationship with Stephanie Chan (he apparently doesn't know her). Is Sussman nervous perhaps, that we have discovered his secret relationship with an exotic eastern female?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 21:37

>>27
RMS had a relationship with S.Chan?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 21:38

One day Stephanie Chan will Google her name, find this thread, and subsequently realize how important she actually was to the Sussman. There is nothing like the longing between lovers old.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 21:39

>>27
No I asked him and he said he didn't know who she was.
I also asked the Sussman and he didn't answer at all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 21:42

You will never be an MIT professor exchanging top scores for handjobs from cute barely legal Asian girls.
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 22:05

You will never be an MIT professor who have a harem of superior intelligent and small breasted East Asian females to breed the master race with

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 0:36

>>31
whereas master race is the jewish race.

x86 SUPREMACY

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 1:13

This thread is unscientific and ultimately destructive !

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 2:59

>>33
And the answer is the Daily Doubles.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 3:58

http://mit.edu/~gjs/disappoint.txt
The Suss is disappoint.

Name: Stephanie Chan 2012-02-29 5:15

How I long for the touch of his cdr.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 5:20

[url=http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/users/gjs/essays/disappoint.pdf]http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/users/gjs/essays/disappoint.pdf[/url]

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-29 6:32

>>29
No I asked him and he said he didn't know who she was.
What were his exact words? Maybe he meant "know" in the biblical sense, you know.

The Sussman's ~/ directory

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