/prog/ - C — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 10:26

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers,
"Write in C."

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
for science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write In C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL.
Write in C.

And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the editor is bugging me.
I'm sick of ones and zeroes.
Write in C.

A thousand people people swear that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is 80's,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
The government loves ADA,
Write in C.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 12:37

Linus, is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 13:00

C!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 14:57

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STOPP THATT PLEASE
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>>3
lOL! HOW DO TYOU dO tHAT
IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY FUCKING FNUNY

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 14:58

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOAR

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 14:59

NOT FUNNY YOU GUYS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:01

This is why I must something have to Do, even if its meaningless, because othelwise I start to transecndeND mYselF.
not Funny You Fucking Fgagtots
The Feleing Is Moar Insane Than YHou THink

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:01

FORTRAN
assembly
BASIC
Pascal
COBOL
PL1
ADA

Nice 30 year old copypasta for neckbeards, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:04

>>8
you Too, FaggOT, What You Have To SAy
yOu
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AHAHAHAAAA
THIS IS NOT FUNNY
I REPEAT
OMYFUCKknG0d!
I AM SHAkING LIKE A kING
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHWWHHHWHHWSHWSASWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSWHASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LOAL! AM NOt! uR cAX!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:05

>>9
>>>/reddit/

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:06

my MINDD is TRASNNNNCENEDing ITZELEolfowOLvff?!

SERIOUSLY I HOPE YOU DO NOT THINK THIS IS FUNNY IT IS NOT STUPID I SHOULD NOT MAKE SERIOUS ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THE FISH UNSANE DOESN'T POSSIBLY COULD NEVERTHELESS? AM NOT!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:07

>>10
NOT FUNNY STILL
PLEASE LET ME
LET ME GO
YOU
LITTLE
CRETIN

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:07

SERIOUSLY I HOPE YOU DO NOT THINK THIS IS FUNNY
No, that's why I said >>>/reddit/

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:07

I AM NOT PROGRAM EVERYTHING

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:08

>>13
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:08

THANKS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:08

>>14
>>>/r/lolsofakingrandumXD

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:13

>>17
xD

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:14

Come get me, bitch. now is the time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:15

>>17
http://www.reddit.com/reddits/search?q=lolsofakingrandumXD
there doesn't seem to be anything here

how does this reddit shit work anyway? I thought about actually creating this thing

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 15:35

heY giuse i want to find an actual "Lol so random XD" site. /b/ and reddit are not random enough for me. wat do? :3::::::::::::::::KDioOSDKAIODSKOIDAS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 16:21

>>21

cupcake of doom!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 16:26

Please... with C... Please hax my anus... Please... with C...

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 16:38

>>22
fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-27 20:47

Let it Be parody, in case anyone didn't catch it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-28 2:39

>>23
Let me check if I have a SIGSEGV in my bottle.

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