.NET is awesome

reading the post about the perfect language, i see that everyone truly believes lisp/ haskel or C is the best, but in this entire board i see no mention of the awesomeness of the .NET library, with such a massive collection of resources that are rediculously easy to impliment, .NET allows programmers to cross the lines and become real developers(difference being a programmer hasnt had the experience to realise clients want it done fast, not done well)

what im saying is, in the same amount of time i will get 10 times as much done in C# then any of you would in C++ or LISP, who cares if its slightly less efficient and slightly less structured. i doubt Clients could give a rats ass about the system taking 0.01 percent longer to load.

even against other simpler languages, like Python, we can still get a simple .NET application done in the same amount of time as a python application, only when we need advanced functionality for one its as simple as using another class from the .NET package instead of downloading or writing one from scratch for python.

.net is horrid and should be discarded as the filth it is

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Of course, no dependency is as simple as that. The symptoms of masturbation addiction are serious, carry emotional ties and build scars that need to be treated.  There is much to learn about the ageless, non-gender specific masturbation addiction.

After some searching, you locate the SICP. You grip its AMBIGUOUSLY COLOURED COVER in your hands tenderly, caressing it lightly and making cooing noises under your breath. You open it to a FAMILIAR CHAPTER and begin to read.

SUDDENLY you are attacked by a GIANT VENOMOUS GREY .NET (Level 1). What do you do?

>>4
SUDDENLY you are caught reading about LISP by your SHIFT MANAGER (Level inf+).  He confiscates your BOOK and tells you to SCRUB the remaining toilets in the MEN'S ROOM.  What do you do?

.NEET

>>5
Check my binary dubs.

>>4-5
Write a Lisp implementation in Lisp then write a small interpreter in some .NET language.

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