/prog/ - Roll call

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 1:17

When I say your name, just say "here".
Dubs guy.[o]
Anti-Semitic guy.
Anti-Zionist guy.
Anti-infite-sets guy.
Anti-set-theory-in-general guy.
The C Programming Language guy.
The D Programming Language guy.
The Learn Python The Hard Way guy.
The Problems with Python/Ruby copypasta guy.
The guy who calls everybody a goy.
The guy who calls everybody a toilet scrubber.
The guy who hasn't read SICP and keeps telling people to read SICP.
The guy who hasn't learned C and keeps telling people they should learn C.
The guy who doesn't program but gets into flame wars over which language is the best.
The imperative programming guy who's starting to like Lisp but doesn't want to admit it.
The functional programming guy who's beginning to realize that his languages are becoming limiting.
The gamerfag with Windows and .NET installed.
The weeaboo.
The Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 1:25

The anonymous Anonymous with no special characteristic.
here

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 1:28

You didn't mention me at all.

I'm not even mad. ┐(　´〰`)┌

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 1:39

>>3
The aggressive sageing faggot who is responsible for 90% of the interesting posts here and has not left /prog/ for some reasons.

Is that you or you're just a copycat?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 1:48

>>1
1-4,9 are probably the same guy.
I can't see myself listed there, but the last 2 sometimes get attributed to me. I'm also not >>3, and I almost always sage.

Name: >>5 2012-02-24 1:58

If you do that (post number in Name field) then you're who I was referring to in >>4

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 2:03

>>4,6
Nope. My posts are boring. Except apparently the ones whose sheer opacity leaves them so ludicrously out of reach of mortal comprehension that they send the reader into fits of hysteria. I don't sage those.

(I'm >>3 but not >>5 and you're clearly talking about someone else.)

Name: >>5 2012-02-24 2:27

>>6
You're not me, and I'm not >>3, but I do almost always sage on textboards and slow imageboards boards, not doing so is rude as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 2:49

>The functional programming guy who's beginning to realize that his languages are becoming limiting.

I guess that is me. Don't worry, I wont stop using functional languages, even if I find them limiting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 4:09

>>4
There's plenty of aggressive sageing faggots who are part of, or wish to emulate, /prog/'s old guard.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 4:11

>>1
And you forgot VIPPER.

Name: >>25 2012-02-24 8:15

>>10
Yes, of course. The italic shoutpole militia. How could I forget.

PS. It's spelled "saging"

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 8:35

If we don't mention K-dak, he'll stay the fuck out, right?

D programming language guy reporting in

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 10:24

I'm the shitposter who posts about panic attacks, drugs, touhou, reddit, imageboards, meta shit, etc.

I feel left out as no one mentioned me

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Name: >>14,15-san 2012-02-24 10:26

>>14
shit, I fucked up

I'm gay

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 10:33

>>14
OP mentioned you. You're weeaboo-san.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 10:56

>>13
I believe he is ``the guy who calls everybody a toilet scrubber''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 11:34

where is the perl guy

I am him

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 13:00

>>18
I missed you. I love you. I love your posts. I always read each one 5 times. Keep posting. <33333333

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 13:09

>>8
not doing so is rude as fuck.
It is rude. On the other hand, I don't see many active saged threads past the front page, it's kind of useless.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 13:40

>>14
That's because nobody gives a fuck about you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 13:41

>>20
In the old days of /prog/ I had a script that could watch for posts in any thread, but it choked on certain titles and eventually I lost track of it. If I did it now I'd write a proper scraper, but those are a nightmare.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 13:57

No lithp-ith-for-faggots guy?
No GC-is-shit guy?
No FrozenVoid?
No tdavis?

Has >>1 ever even been here?

Name: Princess Pudding 2012-02-24 13:58

And what about me, Princess Pudding?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 14:24

>>23
Don't mention them!!!1

>>24
fuck off, fag

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 14:47

>>24
You're this faggot who is also a team of three programming girls, right?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 15:20

>>26
Ah, the Anonix guy. I miss him.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI 2012-02-24 15:36

>>27
I'm back!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 15:41

>>28
This is bad behavior, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 16:08

wheres me, the APL/J guy

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 18:02

>>30
in the men's bathroom at wendy's, scrubbing toilets

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 19:19

>>33
this guy has pussy dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 22:45

Dubs guy
Here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 0:51

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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 3:02

You forgot about me, the Brazilian attention whore

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!FBeUS42x4uM+kgp 2012-02-25 4:21

>>28
That's not me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 8:07

>>28
No one gives a shit. Go way, and like, scrub another toilet.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2012-02-25 8:09

>>34
Tell us how you really feel. Let it all out. Don't hold back.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 8:15

>>38
Let it all out. Don't hold back.
Kodak-chan, I'm cumming! Ah~ Hnn~ k-k_{imo_chi~}

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 9:09

>>35
Who again?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 12:39

>>22

#!/bin/sh



curl -s 'http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt' \

    | awk -F '<>' '{ print $7, $4 }' | sort -rn | head -n 40 \

    | awk '{ print "http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/"$2"/l10" }'



# To skip posts on the front page, insert `tail -n +20` in the

# pipeline before the `sort`.



# This script has not been tested on anything but OS X.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 12:51

>>41
OS X
Stopped reading there.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 12:56

>>41
Come back when you can write a version for a real operating system.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 12:59

>>42
That was the end of the post （　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 13:06

>>42,43
lucid32% ed sage.sh 340 10s/OS X/Linux/ w 341 q lucid32% sh sage.sh http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1326720041/l10 http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1330064236/l10 http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1329381727/l10 ...

Happy?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 13:07

>>44
I know. That's why I stopped reading.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 15:54

>>41
There are some obvious improvements that could be made to this. The most important one is to not require the user to figure out which of those posts were made since the last time the command was run.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 19:03

Nice.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 0:33

Are people even using this? The front page is still easily the most active part of the board.

Roll call

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 1:17

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 1:25

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 1:28

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 1:39

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 1:48

6 Name: >>5 2012-02-24 1:58

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 2:03

8 Name: >>5 2012-02-24 2:27

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 2:49

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 4:09

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 4:11

12 Name: >>25 2012-02-24 8:15

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 8:35

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 10:24

15 Name: >>14,15-san 2012-02-24 10:26

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 10:33

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 10:56

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 11:34

19 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 13:00

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 13:09

21 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 13:40

22 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 13:41

23 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 13:57

24 Name: Princess Pudding 2012-02-24 13:58

25 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 14:24

26 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 14:47

27 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 15:20

28 Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI 2012-02-24 15:36

29 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 15:41

30 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 16:08

31 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 18:02

32 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 19:19

33 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 22:45

34 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 0:51

35 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 3:02

36 Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!FBeUS42x4uM+kgp 2012-02-25 4:21

37 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 8:07

38 Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2012-02-25 8:09

39 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 8:15

40 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 9:09

41 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 12:39

42 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 12:51

43 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 12:56

44 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 12:59

45 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 13:06

46 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 13:07

47 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 15:54

48 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 19:03

49 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-02 0:33