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D vs JavaScript

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 16:35

whoever wins, /prog/ loses

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 10:25

Bumping for D

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 10:28

ubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 10:40

>>11
NICE

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 10:44

>>8
niice tiime2tamp, mii2ter.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 21:52

>>3
Unlike C arrays, D arrays know their own length, accessible as arr.length for any array arr.
In C++ Vectors know their own length as well as string class strings

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 21:54

This is not a troll thread. If there was ever a compiled language that could do server side web scripting to replace JS it would be D. I wonder if anyone has done this?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 21:56

>>15
It was mentioned in another thread here: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1329830766

They pointed to these forums run by D code: http://forum.dlang.org/

I must admit they are extremely responsive and quick

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 22:47

>>16
And demonstrating the superiority of compiled languages once in for all. Suck it all you Ruby and Haskal grogners.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 2:50

>>15,17
D is a fucking joke, it's not used for anything because it's complete shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 3:31

>>17

haskell is compiled, no?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 4:03

>>18
Cool story bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 4:29

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 8:12

>>22
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 10:43

>>10-25
dice nubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 11:01

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:

How do you know if your bi, gay, or st8?

You: Fuck a pumpkin
You: Then put one of your fingers into a rooster's ass
You: Then, if wind blows northeast you're bi, if wind blows south you're gay, else you're straight
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i didn't do any of that
Stranger: and im bi
You: You should!
Stranger: i think you enjoy fucking pumpkins love
You: They're warm and delicious
You: Anyway, this is the method recommended by most serious IT enterprises
You: It uses only scalable and multiple precision solutions like the pumpkin and the rooster's ass to deliver accurate information to the client in minimal time. The wind paradigm offers a specialized switch mechanism designed for specifically for this purpose.
You: I dare you to name one better method of finding your sexual orientation.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-26 11:19

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:

Bu! You scared?

Stranger: Yeah
You: Aaaaaaaaa
Stranger: Hell scared
You: Nearly got a heart attack, shithead!
You: Don't do that again!
Stranger: Oh, yeah
Stranger: Absolutely
Stranger: Are you a girl by any chance?
You: Yes, why?
Stranger: No well.. I did not intend to scare you by pulling you hard
Stranger: So, sorry bout that
You: It's fine, I don't mind :)
Stranger: Well...you din't get hurt or something? Did you?
You: I was just pretending
Stranger: Oh..well...thankfully
You: I'm all right
Stranger: Even all i felt was something soft
Stranger: So, I was rather like ..how could it hurt her?
You: It didn't really hurt, it was... surprising
Stranger: Oh well...welcome surprise I guess
Stranger: Whatever..
You: Give me a virtual hug :D
Stranger: Well...how tight?
You: Child with teddy bear-level tight
Stranger: Cos, well..You extend a few inches from the rest of your body
Stranger: How old r u btw?
You: 17
You: what about u?
Stranger: I am 23
You: *hug ferociously* :3
Stranger: Oh..well.. I cant hug ferociously.. I would start moving my lips once I start feeling you up
You: What does this mean?
Stranger: This means.. Am gonna start kissing you..once I feel your breasts
Stranger: Makes sense?
[b]You: Don't get lewd, silly!
Stranger: Well..okay...
Stranger: I ll keep the distance then
Stranger: Hugging ferociously is silly though
Stranger: :D
You: well I don't mind you feeling my breasts a little
Stranger: Well...yeah.. a lil rub is not bad on a first date right?
Stranger: Careless maybe?
You: ye
Stranger: Hmmm...but the problem pop up when the guy gets hard..what are you gonna do about it?
You: Well it's natural, as long as you don't try to have sex with me, I can bear the erection :)
Stranger: Cummon.. I would not force anything on you..
You: I know
You: Just hold me tight :)
Stranger: But I can feel some parts of you getting a lil hard too
Stranger: Yeah..
You: Of course, that's natural too
Stranger: well...aren't your wearing a bra?
You: No, I don't need bras with those small breasts of mine
Stranger: Cos, I can feel a pop up now
Stranger: Oh well..they aren't small
Stranger: They are in shape
Stranger: ( Where are you from?)
You: ( Belgium)
You: ( Also, I'm actually a guy pretending to be a girl, feels really weird)
Stranger: (oh fuck man... that was real BS)
Stranger: Neva mind... get over it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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