/prog/ - I want Actors in JavaScript

Name: ppp 2012-02-21 2:53

got any?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 8:18

Try Brådway

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:28

JavaScript



'' == '0' //false

0 == '' //true

0 == '0' //true

false == 'false' //false

false == '0' //true

false == undefined //false

false == null //false

null == undefined //true



" \t\r\n" == 0 // true

Math.min() < Math.max(); // false

",,," == Array((null,'cool',false,NaN,4)); // true



new Array([],null,undefined,null) == ",,,"; // true





Math.max(); // -Infinity

Math.min(); // Infinity





var foo = [0];

foo == foo  // true

foo == !foo // true







function toInt(number) {return number && + number | 0 || 0;}

toInt("1");  // 1

toInt("1.2");  // 1

toInt("-1.2");  // -1

toInt(1.2);  // 1

toInt(0);  // 0

toInt("0");  // 0

toInt(Number.NaN);  // 0

toInt(1/0);  // 0





[] + [] // ""  (array plus array equals empty string)

[] + {} // [object Object]

{} + [] // 0

{} + {} // NaN

"S" - 1 // NaN

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:41

Buddy, that entire wall of shit makes sense if you understand the language. If you need exactitude, ===, problem solved.

And you'd have to be a moron to do a naive comparison on array or object datatypes and expect it to magically give you back what you "really want".

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:14

>>4
You're a moron.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:15

>>3
the future of programming! embrace the web!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:27

>>3
How could you forget that NaN is not equal to itself?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:39



[123] == 123 //true

wtf?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:42

>>8
[123][0] == 123[0] //false

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:49

how bout this one



var a = [0];

a == a;     // true

a == !a;    // true

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:58

>>3-10
Of course JavaScript is shit! It was standardized by ECMA. This is the same organization that put a 1900 leap year bug and wdAutospaceLikeWW7 into an international standard (ECMA-376). This is the same organization that standardized the obsolete 16-bit Windows API (ECMA-234).

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:06

>>10
JS just broke The First Law of Logic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_identity

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:30

>>8-12
you're all just jelly your silly little toy languages arent in the top 10 on tiobe

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:40

>>13
If I wanted to give a shit about TIOBE, I wouldn't not be a NEET at not.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:43

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/javascript-the-good-parts.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:46

>>15
Scary!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:49

>>15
This won't load for me, but I can already tell it's a copy of one of O'Reilly's JavaScript books next to O'Reilly's JavaScript: The Good Parts. This is very hilarious and witty and not missing the point at all, so let's just compare the width of each book like inane human beings incapable of critical thinking.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 18:52

>>17
it's funny because javascript copies shit from other languages and manages to introduce stupid limitations into them

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 19:29

>>17
is this /g/ right?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-22 11:31

>>11
the ECMA must be the actors then!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 6:03

>>22
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 6:09

I want dubs in
Javascript

I want Actors in JavaScript

1 Name: ppp 2012-02-21 2:53

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 8:18

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:28

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 15:41

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6 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:15

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:27

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:39

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:42

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 16:49

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17 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 17:49

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21 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 6:03

22 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 6:09