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PHP IS JEW SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 10:26

It has the influence of jewish demons

So don't use it

[i]Zeev Suraski and Andi Gutmans, two Israeli developers at the Technion IIT, rewrote the parser in 1997 and formed the base of PHP 3, changing the language's name to the recursive initialism PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor.[6] Afterwards, public testing of PHP 3 began, and the official launch came in June 1998. Suraski and Gutmans then started a new rewrite of PHP's core, producing the Zend Engine in 1999.[13] They also founded Zend Technologies in Ramat Gan, Israel.[6][/i]

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 10:43

PHP is made by Jews for Jews. Don't use it if you want to remain a penniless neckbeard.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 10:45

PHP means PEOPLE HATES PALESTINIANS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 11:47

Why are recursive initialisms so popular for tech projects?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 12:49

>>4

Because recursive-ism is so popular for tech projects.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 12:56

>>1
i'm not using PHP anymore

never did it anyway ROFL

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 13:31

Everyone knows this already.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 14:49

i fucking hate php... not php really, but php coders...

HOW CAN THEY PUT ALL THEIR SHIT IN ONE FILE.... I MEAN... HTML, PHP CODE, SQL QUERIES... ALL TOGETHER IN AN ORGY OF RETARDNESS

Fuck PHP,,, fuck it in the eye socket.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-16 17:54

Breaking news there slowpoke.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 6:03

>>11
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 6:04

Check em

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-12 14:11

>>11
CHECKED, BROH

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 8:26

Paamayim Nekudotayim


Scope Resolution Operator (::)

 The Scope Resolution Operator (also called Paamayim Nekudotayim) or in simpler terms, the double colon, is a token that allows access to static, constant, and overridden properties or methods of a class.

...

Paamayim Nekudotayim would, at first, seem like a strange choice for naming a double-colon. However, while writing the Zend Engine 0.5 (which powers PHP 3), that's what the Zend team decided to call it. It actually does mean double-colon - in Hebrew


PHP, confirmed positive for zionist shit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 8:31

Nekudotayim does sound kawaii though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 8:38

Sounds like japanese, but make no mistake, is a cursed word.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 9:05

Monosugoku kawaii.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 11:13

nekodutayim::kawaii

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 11:38

Time to port Shiichan to Common Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-29 11:47

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 10:05

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 10:47

>>13,20

PHP’s parser refers to e.g. :: internally as
T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM, and the
<< operator as
T_SL. I
say “internally”, but as above, this is what’s shown to the programmer when :: or
<< appears in the
wrong place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:45

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 13:52

>>22
Because PHP is famous for its speed and efficiency, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-20 20:29

>>23
It's faster than Common Lisp.

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