programming terminology that inspires fear

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you're looking for ransom,
I can tell you I don't have money...
but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.
Skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If stop shit posting now, that will be the end of it
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you...
but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you...
and I will zap your pram.

NO EXCEPTIONS

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you're looking for ransom,
I can tell you I don't have money...
but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.
Skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If stop shit posting now, that will be the end of it
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you...
but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you...
and I will Learn D.